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The Persons

NO CHARACTER POV:

Long time ago in a very far place that got lost in the sands of history, there lived someone.

This someone was a very special person.

The special person had healing powers and the special person would help everyone they could help.

But one day, the special person got kidnapped by some person.

The some person was a bad person; and they wanted special person to do some stuff that could help them.

But special person said no. And so bad person punched special person in the face and tortured them until they agreed.

After 28 months, another person came.

Another person was actually a hero person.

Hero person infiltrated bad person's heavily guarded secret evil torture base.

Hero person was supposed to look for secret files.

Hero person managed to download the secret files on a super awesome USB.

But something caught hero person's attention.

Omg.

Who is this special person?

So, hero person wisely hid the super awesome USB in the black superhero coat.

Hero person entered a dark cell that had "Special Person Cell" written on its heavy metal door.

Hero person slammed it open with their foot.

Hero person saw bad person beating the shit out of special person.

So hero person beat the shit out of bad person and saved special person.

And a few awesome months later, special person and hero person started dating.

And a few awesome years later, one of the persons proposed to the other person.

And an awesome month later, special person and hero person got married.

And an awesome minute later, bad person died in jail from VERMONT (Virus Eating Roasted Minds On Neat Trays).

THE END!