The War for Oz( A Penn Zero Part Time Hero/ Dorothy Must Die crossover)

The Pink Fairy and The Brain

"Lulu! I told you to stop picking bugs out of my hair!" Penn said.

It was Saturday morning. There rest of the week went by with no problems for the redhead. Granted, Dorothy did find out about the death of the lion and was super pissed at Penn. But other than that, everything was okay. Right now, Penn, along with Nox and Lulu, were walking through the streets for a morning walk. The redhead was wearing a red and black flannel shirt, blue jeans, and black converse sneakers. Meanwhile, Nox was wearing the same thing he wore when the flight the Tin Man. And Lulu was up to her usual stick.

"Chill man, she's just a monkey." Nox said with a smirk. "Oh! So you're using my words against me! How dare you!" Penn said, playfully punching the brunette warlock in the arm. Nox laughed. "What? I can't help it." Lulu said. Penn sighed. "Fine. I'll let it slide this once." He said. "Thank you." She said, and continued eating bugs from Penn's hair. "So. How are things between you and Gale?" Nox asked. "Oh. You mean me and the bitch. She hates my guts." Penn said. "Damn." Lulu said. "What? You two call her a bitch all the time. It grew on me, okay." Penn said. "Okay. I'll give you that." Nox said.

"Yeah, I agree. Dorothy really has become a bitch." A voice said. The trio turned around to see that Glinda herself was behind them. She had her iconic strawberry blonde hair in a bun, and was wearing a purple jumpsuit with matching boots. Her smile though. That smile didn't say happiness. It was instead one of a psychopath. "Oh come on! Now?!" Lulu asked. "Hello Children." Glinda said. "Look Glinda, whatever trick you have, it won't work for us." Nox said. "Oh, silly Nox. I don't need you and the monkey. I'm just here for the boy." The witch said, eyeing Penn.

The redhead glared at her. "Look. Can we take this somewhere else?" He asked. "Why of course." The witch said. The next thing, all of them were in the football field of the school. "Seriously? What is it with you guys and the football field?" Penn asked, raising an eyebrow. Nox and Lulu just shrugged. "In that case, go back to my place and get help. I hold her off." Penn said. "Dude. You sure?" Lulu asked. He nodded. "Okay then." Nox said. Lulu jumped on the warlock's shoulders and they teleported away. Penn cracked his knuckles and neck. "Bring it on, Glinda." He said. She charged at him.

Glinda sent a fury of punches and kicks, which the redhead either dodged or blocked and also sent a couple of hits of his own. Glinda knocked him to the ground and raised a knife, ready for the kill. Penn kicked the woman in the chest. Once she was off of him, he quickly stood up. He ran over to her and jumped in the air, delivering an air kick to the face. Glinda grabbed the boy's arm, burning it. Penn yelled in pain and kicked her in the stomach, causing her to let go of his arm. Taking the opportunity, the redhead grabbed her by the arm and judo flipped her. Unfortunately, Glinda's foot tripped him, causing him to fall to the ground. The witch then gave him a good punch in the face. Penn telekinetically pushed the woman off of him. He stood up and spat of some blood from his mouth.

Glinda charged again with a fire sword, but Penn deflected it with a shield of ice. "I must admit. You're even better than that Amy girl." Glinda began, still trying to hit Penn with her fire sword. "How about we join forces?" She asked. "Yeah right! Like I would ever join you." Penn said, delivering a side kick to her stomach. "I know that you just want the bitch gone just so you can rule Oz in your own evil way." He said. The boy brought out an ice sword. The two swords clashed and Glinda and Penn were inches away. He smirked. "And I sorry to say Glinda, but you're reign of terror ends today." "Well bring it on, red." The witch said. "With pleasure." Penn said.

"Mind if I cut in?" A voice asked. Both Glinda and Penn turned to see the scarecrow with a bunch of robots. The witch and the redhead looked at each other. Glinda shot lava from her hand the melted the robots away. "How about a little bit of fire, scarecrow?" Penn asked. He brought out a bow and arrow made out of fire and shot at him. The scarecrow screamed in pain as he was burning alive. "Wait a second! The brain!" He thought. "That brain is mine!" The woman yelled. Penn side elbowed her. "In your dreams!" He said.