The War for Oz( A Penn Zero Part Time Hero/ Dorothy Must Die crossover)

Man VS Dog

Penn didn't know what was weirder: that there was a monkey in his house, or that it could talk and it used to be able to fly. But Penn opted with both.

Lulu came inside the house. The monkey was wearing a pink tutu, pair of sunglasses, a peral necklace, and had a pistol. "I didn't know that pistols existed in Oz." Penn said. "She got it from the wizard." Nox said. Penn nodded. "So. You're the one to kill Dorothy?" Lulu asked. "Yeah. That's me." Penn said. "Good. Let's hope that you kill her, unlike somebody else." Lulu said. "Why you..." Nox began, but was held back by the redhead. "Relax dude! It's just a monkey." Penn said. "Thank you! Finally someone defends me!" Lulu said. "Yes. Though, you really shouldn't have said that Lulu." Penn said with a warning tone.

"So. What brings you here?" Indigo asked. "Like any other freedom fighter from Oz would. I'm here to see the boy." The monkey said. "Did anyone else follow you?" Lang asked. "Nope." She said. "So. What do we have so far?" Lulu asked. Mombi then explained everything to the talking monkey. Once she was done, Lulu gave a low whistle. "Damn. You're a badass." She said to Penn. The redhead chuckled. "Guess I am." He said. "Well everyone. We all need some rest." Gert said. Penn nodded and grabbed Sashi's hand and led her to his room. "Don't do anything stupid!" Indigo yelled. Penn responded by chucking a pillow at the goth.

"Ha! I like this kid!" Lulu said as she laughed.

Penn and Sashi entered his room and both collapsed on the bed. "Well, here's to hoping that I have the rest of the day of." Penn said. He wrapped an arm around Sashi and brought her closer. Penn felt Sashi nuzzle her head into his chest. He chuckled. "Promise me you won't die?" Sashi asked. "Don't worry. I promise." Penn said as he kissed her. He then eventually drifted into sleep. "What's the worse that could happen?"

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"Penn! Wake up!!" Nox shouted as he kicked the door open. Both Penn and Sashi sat up. "What?" Penn asked rather annoyed that Nox woke him up. "It's Dorothy! She released Toto on the football field of the school!" He said. "What?!" Penn asked. He stood up and looked at Sashi. "Sorry Sash. But I have to go." "Penn! Wait!" Sashi said, but it was too late. Penn already left with Nox.

Sashi sighed and sat up on the bed with her legs crossed. She didn't want to be here. Sashi wanted to be there at the football field with Penn, Nox, and the others, defeating evil from Oz. She wanted to help defeat Dorothy. But she didn't have a chance to talk to Penn about it. Plus, she wasn't sure if the others from Oz would be okay with this. Sashi wanted to help her boyfriend to defend both Earth and Oz. She knew that Penn wouldn't be okay with it. But, she still had to try. "Oh Penn. Please be okay." She said, looking out the window.

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Penn, Nox, and now Lulu, teleported back to the school's football field. They saw that it was indeed Toto, rampaging around the area. Well, except now the dog was about the size of a hydra and it now had three heads. "Wow. Mufasa wasn't kidding about the three heads." Penn said. "Who?" Lulu asked. "Not now. We have to defeat Toto." Nox said, getting nods from the other two. "So, chosen one. What's the plan?" Lulu asked. "Why are you asking me?" Penn asked. "Cause you're the chosen one!" The warlock said. "Okay, Okay! Geez! I say that we cut off it's heads." The redhead said.

The three charged at the beast. Lulu climbed onto Penn's back. The two boys teleported to the top of the beast. "Okay. Let's get this over with. I really hope this is the last one for the day." Penn said. "Okay. Is there any specific plan or-" "Just cut off the heads!" Penn yelled. "Okay, Okay! Geez!" Nox said. The warlock went over to the head on the right, while Penn went over to the head on the left. The redhead pulled out a sword and proceeded to drive it through the dog's neck.

He looked at his right to see that Nox had done the same. They both walked over to the middle head. Toto was wriggling like crazy, considering that it lost two of his heads already. "Okay. Let's do this." Nox said. "Hey! Let me handle it." Penn said. "Fine." He said. Penn raised the sword up high. "Off with your head!" He yelled, chopping the final head off. The beast then went down to the ground, with the two boys and the monkey on top.

"I've always wanted to say that, actually." Penn said. "Really?" Nox asked. "It's a long story. So, what do we do with the huge body?" Penn asked, referring to Toto's body. "I got it." Nox said. He snapped his fingers and the dog's body disappeared. "Where did it go?" The redhead asked. "To his owner." The brunette said with a smirk. "Nice." Penn said. "Huh. That was surprisingly easy." Lulu said. "Yeah. And what are you doing?" Penn asked, noticing that the monkey was rummaging through his hair. "Looking for food." She said. "Lulu! Get off!" He said. "Fine." Lulu said and stopped.

"So. Who's Mufasa?" She asked. "Long story short, he's my spirit animal." Penn said. "Damn. That quick? Mine didn't come for a month." Nox said. "So, what's next?" "Now. We can just go home." And with that, Penn, Nox, and Lulu teleported our of the football field.

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The three appeared back at the redhead's house. "We're back!" Penn said. "And we killed Toto." Nox added. "Well done, people! We keep this up, and Dorothy will be brought to her end sooner." Mombi said. "Yeah! Monarchy!!" Indigo said, causing everyone else to laugh. Penn then looked at his girlfriend, who remained silent. "Hey. Can I talk to you for a second?" He asked. "Sure." She said.

He led her back to his room and closed the door behind. "So. How come you're so quiet?" Penn asked. "Well, it just that. You know what, it's nothing." Sashi said, walking over to the door. "Sashi! This isn't nothing. Something's clearly bothering you! Just tell me." Penn pleaded. "Okay. Fine. The truth is, I want to be there with you." "For what?" "When you face Dorothy and the rest of her friends." Sashi said.  Penn sighed. "Sash." Penn began. "Come on! I can perfectly take care of myself." She said.

"Look Sashi, I know that. But you can't go with me to face Dorothy!" He said. "Why? You know I can fight!" "I fucking know that! But the last thing that I want is for you to get hurt, or worse, die in my arms because of that bitch! I can't risk losing you!!" Penn yelled. "Well I can't let her kill my boyfriend!" Sashi argued back. "Sashi! Give this up, or I swear to God, I will..." He stopped himself as he saw his girlfriend's shocked and scared face. He sighed. "Great going Zero. You literally scared Sashi, your tough as nails girlfriend. Some boyfriend you are." He thought and brought her for a hug.

"Sashi... I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you. I really didn't want to. It's just that, if Dorothy kills you, I'll lose it. I can't imagine a life without by my side. I cannot risk losing someone I love dearly. So please, I am begging you. Leave this to me and the others. But if things go alright, I suppose you can join us for just one fight against Dorothy's friends." Penn said. "Really?!" Sashi asked. "Yeah. Just stay out of trouble. Okay?" He asked. She nodded.

"Get over here, you." Penn said, bringing his girlfriend closer and kissing her. He pulled back seconds later. "Promise me you'll come back alive." Sashi said, laying her head against his shoulder. "Leaving you is the last thing I want to do to you. I'll be back." Penn said. The two just stood there, holding each other.

"I'll never leave you, my love." Penn said.

Author: YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!! Man, 10,ooo days can give you such a crick in the neck! Anyways hope you all enjoyed!!