Prologue

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Somewhere, in the far reaches of Space...

"WHOA MAMA! That was one strange dream." said Johnny, waking up. "Huh, I don't remember my bed room being made of metal." said Johnny, walking around. He then looked out a window and saw the endless void that is space. "Oh it's still night time, why am I awake?" Johnny said to himself. He then shrugged it off and got back into bed.

Just as Johnny shut his eyeballs he heard a peeling sound effect coming from another room. "What's huh?" he thought, getting up in the brutal nothing to investigate. "Mama?" said Johnny, looking around. "Alexa, intruder alert!" said Johnny. Alexa then spoke in a Shaggy voice. "This can go two ways punk. One, you walk out that door. Or two, I walk on your face." Suddenly, R.C. was seen, trying to peel the emergency escape hatch open.

"YOU THERE! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!" said Johnny, tackling R

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"YOU THERE! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!" said Johnny, tackling R.C. "GET OFFA ME!" said R.C. as he peeled Johnny offa him. "Who are you and where's mama?" said Johnny, cracking his copy of Sonic 3 and Knuckles. "According to my calculations you are a pee brain." said R.C. "Well pee IS stored in the brain, which means I'm smartest when I'm constipeeted" said Johnny.

"Alright look, I'll try and explain this to you as best as I am capable of." said R.C. "Asbestos?" said Johnny. "You were stupidly tricked by Dr. N. Gin into thinking this was a pirate ship, and then he shot both of us into space, to try and get rid of us." said R.C. "Ooohh you mean Not Gin, the guy with the sexy mama for a daughter. Yeah, I remember him." said Johnny.

"No, the N doesn't stand for Not, it stands for- Wait what does it stand for?" said R.C. "Well then obviously stands for Not, small brain." said Johnny. "Also did you say pirate ship?" asked Johnny. "Yes, but it's-" started R.C. "Well then that makes me the captain, since I'm the most handsome, and have the highest IQ and biggest brain." Johnny said, flexing as always. He then walked over to the driver's seat. "Hmm, this is one wacky steering wheel." said Johnny, looking at a panel, featuring hundreds of buttons. "JOHNNY LOOK OUT!" said R.C. at a high volume. "That's CAPTAIN Johnny to you, private." said Johnny, as their ship slammed into a bigger ship.

"Hey, I think we found a fellow pirate! Let's say we head over and see if it's a major hottie looking for a new hearty." said Johnny. "Johnny that-" Started R.C. "Captain Johnny." said Johnny. "Captain Johnny, do you want to die?" asked R.C. "Uhhhhhh." said Johnny. "Don't answer that" said R.C.

Anyway, by some wild circumstance, you've crashed this ship into one of the most powerful and feared villains in the galaxy's ships." mentioned R.C. "How do you know that?" questioned Johnny, resting his arm on the control panel which spammed the other ship's transmission with links to The Blockheads Wiki flaxseed articles. "I heard about it on a Space Nigtendo Direct." said R.C.

theblocheadswiki.com/wiki/flax_seed

Meanwhile, on the other ship, called the S.S. Catana.

"WHO'S SENDING ALL OF THESE LINKS, TOBY FROM THE HOOD?" said Cata/Nate. "Shii Nate, I dunno nothin' 'bout dat." said Toby from The Hood. "Well track their I.P. at once! We must find out where they live and pay them a little visit." said Nate, slamming his fist on a button labeled 'Track I.P.' "Ayy nigga, what ya think I.P. stands fo'?" asked Hood Toby. "Intergalactic Protocol, duh." said Nate. "Nah dawg, that shit stands fo' Igottago Pee." said Hood Toby.

Just then, the I

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Just then, the I.P. tracker finished tracking Johnny and R.C.'s position. "EXCELLENT! Lock our navigator to that location and engage warp drives at once!" said Nate. "Nigga, they right in front of us." said Hood Toby. "I know that, but their I.P. should lead to their house which we can destroy. Then, when they come back to a destroyed house, we backstab them for extra health and Boxtrot away." said Nate. "What dumb mothafucka uses da Conniver's Kunai?" said Hood Toby, setting course for the tracked I.P.

Meanwhile, back on the worksite, no more nagging wife.

Meanerwhile, back on Johnny's ship now called the S.S. Johnny's Pirate Ship. "Why hasn't he responded yet?" thought Johnny. "R.C. Status Report!" said Johnny. "They're gone." said R.C. "What's huh?" said Johnny, looking out the window. "I guess he couldn't handle the Bravo style." said Johnny, flexing. "Private, take us to the nearest food." said Johnny. "Aye-aye, captain." said R.C. sarcastically, as he set course for the nearest food joint and shifted into maximum overdrive to get there faster.

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