Space Johnny, he's a Johnny guy, in space. He combs the galaxy like his pompadour on the hunt for big tiddy space gfs. Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizarre new creatures both friendly, and not. These are the spectacular adventures of...
"Pee pee poo poo fzrt shit nigga" said Toots. "He's right." said RC. "Fine." said Johnny, doing as Toots told him. "Alright, so many years of hard hoe research has led me to believe that this elusive beast lies somewhere in a solar system, somewhere around this galaxy." said Upgrayedd. "Sweet, we can use my advanced hoe locating device to find this spicy mama." said Johnny, looking out the window intensely.
Suddenly, Johnny had a long and untamed beard. "This is taking forever guys can we take a break and head over to Honkabajonkadonks?" asked Johnny. "It's been 10 minutes, 11 tops." said Vinny, who happened to be in that galaxy. "Uh I don't know uh, should we check over there?" asked RC, pointing at a cube shaped planet. Vinny then proceeded to blow up the planet. "Well if she was there, she's dead." said Vinny. "But did you check under the tray?" asked Johnny. "Oh, no I didn't, sorry." said Upgrayedd, as he steered the ship over to the planet's remaining monkey chunks.
"Holy Hamburger Helper, my Hoe Hunting reflexes are tingling off the charts!" said Upgrayedd, as his crotch was flashing red. "Hey, what's that over there?" said Johnny. "Yeah, it looks really dark and there's no light or color. GET IT BECAUSE IM BLIND?!" said Toots. "What is it?" said Upgrayedd. "I don't know, bring the ship in closer." said Johnny. "I gotta agree with Toots on this one, I don't see it." said RC. "I swear it's-" said Johnny, taking off his glasses to clean them. "Hey where'd it go?" said Johnny. "Wait a second, gimmee those." said Upgrayedd, taking Johnny's glasses. "MY GLASSES! I CAN'T BE SEEN WITHOUT MY GLASSES!" said Johnny.
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Upgrayedd put on Johnny's shades and saw a dark alley in the distance. "I knew it." said Upgrayedd. "Knew what?" said Toots. "Only he who wears the shades can see where the hoe lies. Just like the prophecy said." said Upgrayedd. "What prophecy?" asked RC. "The one I made up right now." said Upgrayedd, travelling towards the dark alley. "GIMMEE DAT." said Johnny, taking back his shades. "How do you heathens live with yourselves all day? Light mode sucks. Hey, what's that dark alley looking thing?" said Johnny. "We gotta go in it." said Upgrayedd. "The last time I went in a dark alley I ended up here. We aren't going in there." said RC. "But what about that thing Lenny said about dark alley ways?" said Johnny. "Isn't that the guy who stuck his dick in a wormhole?" said RC. "Heheheh. Yeah." said Johnny, causing him to miss Earth slightly more.
"OH BABY HERE WE GO!" said Upgrayedd, stepping on the gas. "WE ARE IN THERE LIKE SWIMWEAR!" said Johnny. The next thing the krew cnew, they weren't in the ship anymore, but at Honkabajonkadonks. Or so they thought. "I'd know that smell anywhere! It's Hankibijanki McSpanky's!" said Toots. Without questioning anything Johnny then walked towards their seats, reserved for the main protags, only to notice that their seats were taken. "HEY GET OUT OF OUR SEATS!" said Johnny, shaking the booth until they fell out. "Hey, what's the big idea-" started the woman sitting in the seat.
The gang then noticed that the woman was literally just a female version of Johnny. "Hey wait a minute. This woman fits the exact description of the hoe file!" said Upgrayedd. "What's going on here?" said a female robot. "WHAT?" said a deaf woman, who was also sitting with them. "...." said nobody. "Shouldn't there be a handsome purple waiter coming to serve you food or something?" asked RC. "What?" said the robot. "Who are you, and why are you so good looking?" asked Johnny. "The name's Jenny Bravo. HUH! Who are you?" said Jenny, flexing. "The name's Johnny Bravo. HUH! Who are you?" said Johnny, pointing at the female robot.
