Space Johnny, he's a Johnny guy, in space. He combs the galaxy like his pompadour on the hunt for big tiddy space gfs. Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizarre new creatures both friendly, and not. These are the spectacular adventures of...
"Actually, before we go, could we take one last tour of my planet?" said Cleaning Lady. "No." said Johnny. The rock nigga then pummeled Johnny into a very handsome pulp. "Okay but make it quick, this isn't your chapter anymore." said Johnny. Rock nigga then picked up Johnny, RC, Toots, and Cleaning Lady and started to walk to plant themed jokes.
"That over there is the Power Plant." said Cleaning Lady, pointing at a plant that looked like Terry Crews. "And that's the "This here is a Venus fly trap, don't touch it, it'll bite you." said Cleaning Lady. "Weenus fly trap hehhehe lois" said Toots before getting his weenus bitten off. "ouch why'd you click my-" started Toots before he bled out and died.
"Wow that was wacky I can't believe Toots is dead." said Johnny. "WHAT? I'm not Fred!" said Toots who was alive again because it was like Family Guy. "In front of us is the Grass That You Can't Go Over Or Under." said Cleaning Lady as they went through it. "What happens if you go over it?" said RC. Then a single leaf started to fly over it which then caused a nuclear bomb to go off. "Oh alright." said RC.
"OOOOO TOO MUCH TIME." said Johnny, picking everyone up and running onto the ship and taking off before anyone could so much as eat a salad. "WHOA YEA! FAST!" said RC in a Sonic voice. Just then, Phoenix Wright walked up to RC. "Robot Companion? You've been served. Dr. Eggman is suing you." said Wright, before getting succed out of the ship through the airlock.
"Captain Johnny's log, entry number uno. Today is... what's today?" said Johnny, monologuing from the captain's skin tight muscle seat. "Tax day." said RC. "TAX DAY?!" said Johnny. "aha got yalll, if u fell for that come on now, lol lmfao, aha got u all." said RC. After a few minutes of space travel, Johnny and Toots proceeded to make random gorilla noises like Ben and Ryan until Rock Nigga threw Johnny through a wall. "Hey, this room is really clean!" said Johnny as the cleaning lady then cleaned the hole in the wall to make it not exist. "Hey cleany mama, you're pretty good. Think you can give my shoes a shining?" asked Johnny. The cleaning lady then shined Johnny's shoes at terminal velocity, causing the reflection to make Toots go blind.
"Hey baby. What do you say to cleaning under the sheets if you know what I'm saying." said Johnny, followed by a lenny. Suddenly, RC slammed the ship into the registration station causing everything to go boom bang pow against the wall. Luckily, cleaning lady put it all back and cleaned under Johnny's sheets in 4.3 seconds. "Good thing she got all the chess pieces from earlier." said Johnny. "Get on the POINT!" yelled Toots, as everyone else was already inside.
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"Hey Upgrayedd, we got you another... huh?" said Johnny as swanky music started playing. "Morning, men. Miserably, my most magnificent, masculine, mondo, and major-league mate, Upgrayedd has gone missing just mere minutes ago." said the man taking Upgrayedd's place. "Who the hell are you?" asked Toots. "Me? My moniker is Muppgrayedd." said Muppgrayedd. "Alright Muppgrayedd, one hoe and one rock." said RC. "MMMMMMM, Sorry my meatless man, mouth that once more?" said Muppgrayedd. "I think he want's us to use the letter M." said Toots. "Oh I got this." said Johnny. "Mank moo my mood man. Mone moe mand mone mock migga mlease." said Johnny. Muppgrayedd then shook his head in disapproval. "My men, let Muppgrayedd manifest how it's done." said Muppgrayedd before breaking into a legally obligated song.
