Space Johnny

Funky Primate

At the hoe registration station, Johnny and the gang were saying their goodbyes to Misha and T-34. "I'm not sure how I feel about being kidnapped and taken here against my will to be sold into prostitution but for what it's worth, thanks for the good times Johnny." said T-34. "This is still better than being stuck with those other cripples." said Misha. "2 hoes, Upgrayedd. One Mint Condition, one gently used." said Johnny. Upgrayedd then scanned both the hoes and gave Johnny, RC, and Toots the Woolongs.

Johnny then sniffed the money. "Mmmm, smells like another trip to Honkabajonkadonks to me." said Johnny. "Well count me out, I hate wamen." said Kenji. "Yeah, what about Earth Johnny?" said RC. "I told you I don't NEED no Earth no more. We have all we need right here." said Johnny. "Yeah.. well while you guys are arguing, here's the next hoe file. I knew you'd ask." said Upgrayedd. Johnny then looked at it from the side. "Is this one triple sided too?" asked Johnny. Toots then took the card and read it with audio description. 

"Funkotron? I been there once." said Toots, eyebrow wiggling. "Great, then we shouldn't get lost." said RC. "Thank you, my good man." said Johnny, as they walked towards the S.S. Johnny's Pirate Ship. "So, I guess this is where we part ways then, Kenji?" said Johnny. "Huh what? U-uh yeah sure whatever bye." said Kenji. "GREAT! Let's go." said Johnny, as the three boarded the ship. As they lifted off, Kenji crawled into the ship's engine like a racoon seeking refuge.

"So this one's probably going to be a little easier than having to trek through a war zone and shark infested waters." said RC who was reading up on Funkotron. "Oh Funkotron is dangerous, it's filled with all kinds of death traps. One wrong move and you're as good as dead." said Toots who was posing edgily. "But it says here, all the people there loved to groove, there's no way it's dangerous." said RC. Toots then grabbed the form and took out his reading glasses. "Hmm maybe the place has changed, it says here they even did some new remodeling of their biggest club." said Toots. "Wait Toots how are you reading that? I thought you were blind." asked RC who was in complete shock. "I am blind." said Toots. "Bu-but you just-" started RC before Johnny interrupted. "That asteroid looks like a peepee." which caused Toots to burst into laughter.

"Hey we're here." said RC, as the S.S. Johnny's ship sat on Funkotron's toilet seat shaped landing area. The three exited the ship and noticed two directions they could possibly go in. "Which way?" said RC. Johnny then looked directly into the camera. "Do YOU see the hoe, boys and girls?" Johnny asked as the hoe was blatantly hiding behind a bush. "I SEE HER SHE'S RIGHT THERE BEHIND THAT BUSH!" screeched RC. "I wasn't talking to you, shut up." said Johnny. The hoe then ran into the area to the left. "This is reverse psychology. Obviously it wants us to go right." said Johnny, as the peepee shaped asteroid then hit the planet, destroying it's right side. "Yea u rite." said RC, as they walked towards the left side of the planet.

The hoe took the chance to flee towards a nightclub on the left side of Funkotron. "Arg she's getting away, after her!" said RC. The gang began to run towards the night club as they passed a very ominous graveyard. Suddenly it began to rain. "Johnny, type /weather clear in the server console already." said RC who short circuited. "Killed by the groove." readn't Toots on several grand dead headstones. "Guys I don't know if this hoe is worth it, she just ran into that crowded nightclub." said Toots. "Do you KNOW how many smoking hot alien mamas could be in there?" said Johnny. Toots then counted on his fingers for 3 minutes. "One?" said Toots. "NOT EVEN TWO?" said Johnny. "My calculations say otherwise, but then again I'm not a calculator, I peel banana peels." said RC.