Space Johnny, he's a Johnny guy, in space. He combs the galaxy like his pompadour on the hunt for big tiddy space gfs. Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizarre new creatures both friendly, and not. These are the spectacular adventures of...
Once all the racers speeded on out of the starting area, the crowd began cheering. "THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE!" said the announcer as the cardboard box audience ocellated and a pre recording of a cheer was played. While everyone was looking at the racers, nobody noticed that Dan Backslide was still at the starting line. "Johnny Bravo is in his ship... which means the hoes are alone and UNPROTECTED!" said Backslide, followed by an intense eyebrow wiggle. He immediately turned the runabout around and went straight for the pit crew. "HEY! No trespassing." said a security guard who was buff Greg Heffley.
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Dan ignored this and drove under his muscular legs. Dan drove directly into the Johnny's pit and grabbed hold of Misha and T-34. Kenji was just leaning against a wall doing the arms behind head and elbows above head anime pose. "Aren't you gonna say, 'Unhand her Dan Backslide!' or something, Kenji?" asked T-34. "No." said Kenji, receding into Fort Kenji which is all but impenetrable to females.
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Meanwhile, in the race, Robotnik was making Scratch and Grounder ship blast Win The Race created by iteachvader. "
" blasted the ship. As that was playing, the other racers continued to speed along. "Sir, could you turn down that music so I can narrate the race?" said The Narrator. Robotnik then started to blast the music even louder and everyone had to wait for it to finish.
Meatwhile, Ooga Booga was beating his meat while driving which caused him to drive off the course and hit a secret speed boost pad which propelled him into first place. Cauptin watched as it happened. "He's goin over that cliff!" Cauptin then proceeded to go under the cliff which crushed his vehicle. "In first place we have Oooga Booga! Followed by Team Robotnik and- What's this? OG Loc is making a mad dash for the lead!" said The Announcer. The OG Locamotive drove up to Team Robotnik's ship and blasted his mixtape in response to Win the Race. "Playin my new gas gas gas remix gives us a 150% speed boost yo!" said OG Loc. "HEY! Turn that trash off, WE were listening to music first." said Grounder. OG Loc responded by throwing a red shell at Scratch and Grounder, causing them to fall behind.
