Uta No Prince Sama OneShots! [REQUESTS ARE CLOSED]

Just A Prank | Ranmaru Kurosaki x Reader

Requested by NecesitoMisChurros
Yes
You

Also yes. This book is alive, apparently...

... POOR REQUESTERS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HALF A YEAR NOW!!!! I FEEL HORRIBLE-

MY MOTIVATION IS ZERO AND I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON MY AI X READER SERIES AND THEN THERE IS SCHOOL AND I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL NOW AND OH MY GOSH I'M SO. SORRY.
I don't wanna stop writing this book, like just imagining waiting for a one-shot half a year and then being like
"Yeah sorry but no"
UUUGH I don't wanna do that to you guys!!
SO I WILL TRY TO CONTINUE AND WRITE THESE DANG ONESHOTS IN THE AUTUMN BREAK. ONLY THE ONES THAT WERE REQUESTED BEFORE REQUESTS WERE CLOSED, BECAUSE I'VE GOTTEN A FEW SINCE THEN AS WELL. AND SORRY BUT I. CAN'T.
This book is most likely getting finished with these last few because I apparently like writing full stories and my own ideas more.

Anyway... um... what was this again? Morning prank.
Slice of life. Something I suck at. Yay. XD
Oh gosh okay. Enjoy. X'D

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I peeked in through the doorway, looking around the room which was a complete mess. Clothes thrown around, magazines left on the ground opened on random pages. Looking towards the bed, there I saw Ranmaru, arms and legs wide open like a spider that ate way too much. How can someone even sleep like that.
I looked at Reiji's head peeking above me. He started pointing at Ranmaru, himself and me and using some random sign language.
"... Reiji, I have no clue what you are saying." I whispered to him, making him roll his eyes and hand me a marker then point at Ranmaru.
"... are you sure about this?" I frowned, looking at the brunette who was already drawing a Hitler moustache on the silverette's face. He simply hand-signed me to come over, while cackling to himself and starting to draw thick eyebrows for him.
I sighed, hesitantly coming over. As I did so, I almost slipped on an opened magazine.
"Oh jeez-!" I groaned, looking down to my feet. Although, I widened my eyes as I saw what kind of magazine I really stepped on.
"...." I slowly looked at Reiji, who simply shrugged with a 'boys gonna be boys' look before continueing his creation.
"..." I felt anger and jealousy build up inside me. I let out a quiet groan, as I ran over and pushed Reiji on the ground.
"Outta the way! Now mama does her part..." I grinned evilly, removing the marker's cap.

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"[L/NNNNNNNNNNNNN]!!!!!!"

My hand with the spoon in it froze, as I heard a very angry roar from the top floor, then loud footsteps, and then a wide door opening. There stood the silverette, almost breathing fire, his eyes shooting lightning. A second later, Reiji, Otoya and Syo were on the ground, not being able to breathe from laughter. Masato spit out his tea.
"... Well, Kurosaki, I see that you finally found the look that fits your mental age." Camus stated with eternal calmness and wide smirk.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU--!!!"
Tokiya turned on the mixer, muffling out Ranmaru's curse words. Meanwhile, I tried my best to very slowly back out of the room.
"... YOU!"
I froze. Ranmaru was glaring at me.
"... Hi Ran-Ran... Nice moustache... Really neat." I sweatdropped with my best smile. ".... Yeeeeeah BYE!!"
"COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE...!!!"

I sprinted through the hallways with a few giggles. Ranmaru got closer to me with every step. Then, when I finally thought I lost him, I was suddenly pulled inside the janitor's closet, and a hand slapped over my lips.
"Gotcha." a voice sang right beside my ear.
"Nooo!" I laughed into his hand, trying to pry him off. Meanwhile, Ranmaru grabbed a marker. "NO! STOP! DON'T YOU DARE!"
"Stop moving~" he hummed evilly, getting the marker dangerously close to my face.
"NOOOOOOO!!" I laughed, desperately trying to keep him away with all my power.
I was moving so much that we both ended up losing our balance as I tripped on a broom left on the ground.
Next thing I knew, there was a loud crash, and I hardly hit my back.
".... O-Ouch..." I hissed out in pain, slowly opening my eyes that I squeezed closed from the impact.
"....."
I found myself staring back into the slightly wide eyes of Ranmaru. He apparently fell on me, and now was pinning me to the ground in this very small place that was already squeezing us to each other.
I watched Ranmaru's eyes slowly return to normal, then slightly narrow - traveling from my eyes to my lips, then back to my eyes.
Several thoughts ran through my head at that action - but soon, I found myself closing my eyes as well.
Next thing I knew, he was kissing me. And I was kissing him back. His kiss was sweet yet rough, and it lasted for a long while. After a few minutes, he pulled away, resting his forehead against mine and panting against my lips. I felt my cheeks get an insane red.
"..... [L/N]."
"... Y-Yeah...?"
"... This... is part of the prank. It stays between us... Okay...?" he whispered.
"...." I slowly nodded, before he pressed his lips against mine yet again.

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NO, THE ENDING DOES NOT INCLUDE SMUT. YOU PERVERTS.

*cough* Anyway, this may or may not have been inspired by my newbie-day in school.

I mean the drawing on the face part. Not the- the closet part. K?? Ok- Gosh that sounded wrong- XDD

What I mean is that on newbie-day, we had to come to school looking really stupid and the higher classes drew on our faces. XD I looked seriously beautiful.

Like so beautiful. I mean they went easy on me- I got cat whiskers and hearts. Some of my friends got the thick eyebrows and the Hitler moustache that was mentioned in this. XD

I also made my friend write Shouta on my face. >:3

Anyway storytime over. XD Thanks for reading.