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Taehyung stressfully runs around Hoseok's dorm room, scurrying back and forth, with new outfit ideas. "I don't understand why this is such a big deal, I mean, I go to the cafe with my roommate, in sweatpants and a two week old, unwashed shirt," Hoseok sighs, watching as Taehyung struggles to fit another pair of jeans on, almost tripping on his own feet.
"Yeah but, your roommate is Namjoon, who you're first of all, dating, and second of all, were friends with before you were put together in uni. My roommate is a super hot, I'm talking like choke me daddy type. This guy could lift me against the wall and fuck me, without breaking a sweat. And also, I don't really know him. I want him to be fucking drooling at my feet, when I meet him," Taehyung rants, throwing his hands around. While Taehyung stands shirtless, in the middle of the room, with only a pair of tight, black ripped jeans; Namjoon walks into the room, a bubble tea in one hand, a bunch of plastic bags in the other.
The boy looks strangely between the two, raising a questioning eyebrow, "hey Taehyung, didn't realise we were having guests over, Hoseok," Namjoon indirectly questions, death staring Hoseok, although he's used to Taehyung's surprise visits. The boy rolls his eyes, flopping back into his bed.
"Neither did I."
Taehyung rolls his eyes, walking back to the pile of clothes, he has already tried on. "Taehyung, hurry the fuck up, it's date night and I want to get my ass fucking pumped," Hoseok groans, walking up to his youngest friend, wrapping his arms around the boy's shoulders. "Here, wear that yellow shirt, tucked in, and go get your ass railed on the couch, in your dorm. Now go! Jungkook is probably waiting."
Taehyung rolls his eyes, "yeah, yeah, if I don't my ass fucking pumped full and beaten, I'm blaming you," Hoseok groans, lolling his head back dramatically.
"Yes, yes, now leave. Joonie bought the newest vibrator, and I can't wait for him to fuck me with it."
"I DON'T NEED FUCKING DETAILS."
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Jungkook waits outside the front of the dorm rooms for Taehyung, who is five minutes late; he taps his foot steadily on the ground, looking around for any form of humans. As expected, the campus is pretty much deserted, with people finding better things to do with their Saturday nights, rather than spend it walking around university campus, apart from a few seniors, who are trying to graduate this year. Jungkook jumps, at the sound of footsteps, running out the uni dorms. Taehyung stumbles into view, barely being able to collect himself.
"You're thirty-five minutes late," Jungkook points out, crossing his arms, very clearly unimpressed.
"I know, I know, I just wanted to look good, sorry," Taehyung apologises, before taking the time to check out what Jungkook is wearing. He sports a very loose fitted, black shirt, tucked into some impossibly tight fitting ripped jeans, and black boots. As expected, Jungkook looks stunning, and Taehyung feels like he just cannot compare.
