random state shit

vines

Indiana: *yeets to Little Illinois* 

Little Illinois: Daddy?

Indiana: DO I LOOK LIKE?!

California: Do you even know what's in that?

Texas: Kimberly I want you to take a good look at my fat ass and ask if I give a fuck.

New York: *Holding camera*

Delaware: *points to geese* look at all those chickens!!

Illinois: *Holding camera*

Illinois: *zooms in on Ohio and Indiana* two bros chillin in a hot tuubb five feet apart cause their not gay!

Louisiana: *Bursts into the bathroom*

Alabama: *brushing teeth* WhAt tHe fUCk?!?!

South Carolina: Hey looser! say kid backwards!

Virginia: Dik?

South Carolina: HAHA! that's gay.. heh

Pennsylvania: *Pours box of Quaker oats, but lemons come out instead* 

Pennsylvania: Welp when life gives you lemons

Do, do, do, do DO

Michigan: Oh, Hi Thanks for checking in- I'm still a piece of garbage! :D

New Hampshire: Ya'll ugly *poofs out of existence* 

New York: I'm gonna munch, I'm gonna crunch.

New York: *tiptoes to the kitchen*

Florida: Hey baby, you look hOT!

Alabama: ThAnKs

Little Illinois: Young pharaoh, look at this god body *weird noise*

Indiana: *walks in* ... omg.. *walks out looking very disappointed*

Maryland: What'd you say?!

Delaware: I said who'ever threw that paper your mom's a hoe

Everyone else: OHHHhhhHhHH!!!!!!

Connecticut: i haven't been on vine lately cause this is the most important thing of my life.

Connecticut: *Pushes little Rhode Island* Out of the way dickhead!

Connecticut: My Xbox one, its got Fifa on it.

Ohio: Did you hang out with Michigan last night?

Indiana: Yeah, you'know I did 

Ohio: Oh, ah I love Michigan!

Indiana: You hate Michigan

Ohio: Yeah no shit! Honey!!

Mississippi: ByaH!(wtf)

Louisiana: AH! STAPH I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!

Connecticut: Ugh, god I ate so many grapes I think i'm going to be sick..

New York: How many grapes did you eat?

Connecticut: four thousand

New York: What?

Connecticut: YEAH 

Alaska: Hey do you want a- 'wait I have a lisp I can't say rice crispys treat out loud..' 

Alaska: blue bar?

New Jersey: I just came back from the clinic and I found out I was pregnant- (I know males can't get pregnant but SCREW LIFE) 

New York: Nope, sorry.

New Jersey: Hello? HELLO?

New Hampshire and Vermont: He hung up on him!

Arizona: Hey so little bit change of plans i'm not actually going to college anymore, i'm going to hell, umm not that excited.

Kansas: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift, to my birthday, to my birthday party, on my birthday, with a birthday gift?

Arkansas: Happy Birthday?

Kansas: *Smashes wine glass into Arkansas head*

Utah: Yo what's the scoot?

Colorado: Penis! *drives off* 

Hawaii: Uh does a cow live in the barn?

California: was that a fucking serious?..

California No shit Sherlock, a cow does live in a barn.. Anyone else?

Washington: *Hiding in closet*

Montana with a knife: .. Red Robin!

Washington: Yum!- OH NO, OH NO!

A/N: here's where I got most of the vines, https://youtu.be/e5mWsSwnQYM