random state shit

Kentucky's week

Monday.

Kentucky: Uh, is anyone home?!

"..."

Kentucky: Yes!

*grabs sad movie*

Kentucky: *cries his eyes out while watching a horse die*

Tuesday.

Kentucky: Anyone home?

Tennessee: Yes I'm here!

Kentucky: Is anyone else here?

Tennessee: No

Kentucky: *insert lenny face*

Tennessee: Dont you fucking dare

Kentucky: :'(

Wednesday.

Kentucky: *walks in house*

Ghost: boo

Kentucky: *screams like a little girl*

Ghost: Wow you're pathetic

Indiana: He really is..

Kentucky: Thanks bitch

Indiana: You're welcome

Kentucky: >:(

Indiana: :)

Thursday.

Kentucky: *walks into house*

Kentucky: hm.. seems as If he's still asleep..

Kentucky: hehe.. this will be fun

One hour later..

Kentucky: now we wait..

Another fucking hour later..

Ohio: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- *falls out of bed*

Ohio: OK WHO THE FUCK POSTED A BUNCH OF POSTERS OF JAKE PAUL IN MY ROOM?!

Kentucky: *nervous laughter*

Ohio: you son of a bitch..

Kentucky: :')

Kentucky: you're going to hurt me aren't you?

Ohio: If you don't want to to hurt I'd suggest you better run

Kentucky: *already gone*

Ohio: hehe, this will be fun..

Friday.

Kentucky: Who knew Friday's could be so boring..

*literally nothing happens*

Saturday.

Indiana: Uh hellooo

*makeout noises*

Indiana: nope, fuck this shit.

(Hehe)

Sunday.

Kentucky: sooo you wanna go to a bar?

Tennessee: no we have work tomorrow

Kentucky: you're no fun :(

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I'm writing this on my school busss helppp