Indiana: Hurry up we're going to be late for school
Illinois: Bruh, chill I don't know why you're in a big time rush
Illinois: *music starts playing while looking into the camera*
New Hampshire: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Arizona: I'm so thirsty right now
Nevada: I have a water for you! and I have a dick. I don't know if you meant if you were thirsty for water, or if you want a dick, but I have both
Kentucky and Indiana: *walking out of a dollar tree*
Indiana: this is bullshit!
Kentucky: there was no fucking trees in there
Georgia: Have you been drinking and driving?
Florida: No i'm just really drunk
Georgia: what do we do?
Alabama: He said he's drunk but he also said no, is this a riddle?
Georgia: idk.. um is this a riddle?
Florida: I luv riddles
Pennsylvania: Is Texas here?
Texas: present! *dabs*
Pennsylvania: *looks at paper*
Pennsylvania: Illinois?
Illinois: suhd dude
Arizona: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Utah?
Utah: No
Colorado: I do!
Arizona: I know Colorado
Colorado: I'm sad
Arizona: I know Colorado
Maine: New York I made you a smoothie
New York: *opens door* what flavor Maine?
Maine: Banana! *gives smoothie*
New York: *spits it out* *yeets cup* YoU fOrGOT tO mAKe iT SuPER SWaGGy!
Wisconsin: Michigan what's for din din?
Michigan: Boiled yams Wiconsin
Wisconsin: I want cupcakes *yeets yams*
Oklahoma: Im JOHN CENA! *plays john cena theme on flute with his nostrils* (idk if it was a recorder or a flute)
Massachusetts: I was thinking i'd do some magic
England: Magic?! Massachusetts, it says "talent" show
Cashier: Alright that's gonna be fifty cents
Washington: 'egh, fifty cents? I thought this was the dollar store..'
Washington: 'Something fishy's going on here..'
New Mexico: So we still gonna destroy Earth?
Aliens: Nah, they're doing a pretty good job without us
New Mexico: I feel lazy, like we don't even have to do anything
Russia: Son?
Little Alaska: Yes, papa?
Russia: How old are you boy?
Little Alaska: I am three papa!
Russia: Take this knife, go hunt bear
Alaska: Just one?
Russia: *gives Alaska a proud dad face*
Virginia: so I heard rumors that these stairs are haunted, apparently some girl died here when she was like nine or something-
Roanoke: I'm eleven so shut the fuck up
Ohio: why's it so dark in here?
Indiana: Were trying to save power! and I want to suck your dick
Wisconsin: The cheese of truth *slaps cheese onto newspaper*
Wisconsin: Immigrants, cause, cancer
T.V.: Who's that pokemon?!
North Dakota: IT'S PIKACHU!
T.V: It's Clefairy!
North Dakota: FUUUUCKKKK!!!
California: Why didn't you come last night, it was so fun
Texas: California you know damn why I didn't come, so shut the hell up you shady bitch
England: Son your mother and I are getting a divorce
Massachusetts: Okay
England: Is that all you have to say?
Massachusetts: May divorce be with you
A/N
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YOU ARE READING
random state shit
Fanfictionthis book is basically random stuff for Aph states sooo if you like that stuff here ya go :P
