random state shit

vines 3

Montana@England: *while singing* Oh I can't wait to beat yo aasss, that's right bitch i'm coming

New York: ah here it is, the good kush. *talking to England* Pass the blunt you fat orange fuck

Florida: It is Wednesday mah dudes. AHGJHJHGHHHHHGHGGHGHGJ!!!!!!

Little Utah: Arizona! Is that a weed!

Arizona: No this is a crayon-

Little Utah: I'm calling the police!

Little Utah: *puts in 9-1-1 into the microwave*

*Illuminati music playing* 9-1-1 whats your emergency?

Little Michigan: Mr. Ohio? Mr.Ohio, omfg he's fucking dead 

Little South Dakota: *walking up to Nebraska to get a dollar*

Nebraska: What is it for, DRUGS?

Little South Dakota: No, it's for ice cream, to buy.

Nebraska: oki,

New Hampshire: I brought you frankincense

Vermont: Thank you 

New Hampshire: and i brought you mur.

Vermont: Thank you 

New Hampshire: Murder!

Vermont: New Hampshire no!

Germania: sup boi, where da weed at? who got dat loud p o p

Ohio: fuck grandpa forgot to take his pills again 

Florida: alright would you rather pull the plug on your phone or your grandpa?

Georgia: oh! whats my phone at?

Florida: 30 

Georgia: aw! sc- goodbye grandma!

Alaska: hey you look nice today!

America: oh thanks man!

Alaska: you're welcome

Alaska: 'im blind, i have no idea what he looks like, im such a prankster'

Massachusetts: so you'll do it?

New Jersey: yeah man i'll kill him 

Massachusetts: for how much?

New Jersey: *sips water* how about 30? 

Massachusetts: 30 grand?

New Jersey: *chokes on water*

Utah: please God just let me have one good day 

God: omg you again? give it a rest buddy 

South Carolina: gram gram! why are all these freaking cookies on the floor?!

England: i fell can you help me?

South Carolina: *weird laughter*

Minnesota: hey bro

North Dakota: hey 

Minnesota: so have you and your boyfriend fucked yet bro?

North Dakota: no bro 

South Dakota: stop whispering over there saying bRuH 

Nevada: will the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk?

Utah: are my lights on?

Nevada: no i just wanted to see what you looked like dude your car's fuccin ugly 

Indiana: Okay you know what? you're in timeout! get on top of the fridge, get up there!

Illinois: *attempting to climb on fridge* This house is a fucking nightmare!!

Wisconsin: it's crazy how big the milky way galaxy is

California: yeah i can never go there i'm lactose-intolerant 

Wisconsin: are you kidding me?

California: no, i'm definitely lactose-intolerant 

Ohio: hey want to go to the zoo?

Indiana: yeah 

Ohio: it's a petting zoo

Indiana: great

Ohio: a heavy petting zoo

Indiana: huh?

Ohio: and it's in my room 

Washington: so what did you think of the election?

Oregon: i'm gonna kill myself 

Washington: why, because of the candidates?

Oregon: who are the candidates?

Washington: ..oh

Texas: Yo is that guy sleeping or dead?

New Jersey: hopefully dead I hated that guy

Texas:yeah so did i 

New York's ghost: first of all fuck you guys

Illinois: my dog's allergic to peanut butter 

Iowa: really?

Illinois: eh no! Iowa you're on prank! look at the camera 

Iowa *looks at camera* wha- oh!

A/N 

:')