random state shit

Idfk

Indiana: FBI OPEN UP *opens door*

Illinois: wut?

Indiana: c'mon were having corn 

Illinois: :D

(some states watching Stranger Things)

Indiana: holy fuck billy what the fuck are you fucking doing you fucking idiot

Ohio: I should've known this was gonna happen..

Indiana: stayinthegoddamncarbillyiswear-

Illinois: why the fuck are you obsessed with Billy all of a sudden?

Indiana: shut up asshole

Illinois: *leans over to Ohio* I think Indy thinks Billy is hotter than you- *gets smacked by Ohio*

Ohio: will you just shut your mouth and for the record i'm 10x hotter than Billy 

Illinois: ow... 

Indiana: 1. sorry big bro you deserved that and 2. Ohio you are very hot and beautiful and I love you very much 

Ohio: o-oh um... yeah, i-uh love ya too

Illinois: *has the cockiest smile in existence*

Indiana: *gives death glare* Illi don't you dare 

Illinois: well i better hit the hay before you guys fu- *gets hit in the head with a shoe* 

Illinois: owwww... 

Indiana: you'd better hit the hay before I hit you with a tennis racket  :)

Illinois: I call child abuse!

Ohio: you're over 200 years old idiot 

Illinois: shush!

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(Cali and Oregon outside the window) 

Oregon: hm, this is getting interesting...

California: definitely, but I still think it was a better idea to go to Penn and York's house 

Oregon: Hungary asked us to get yaoi of one of these three so we didn't really have a choice

California: aw....

Oregon: *sigh*...fine we can go there another day when Japan asks us for yaoi 

California: yay! 

Oregon: but one thing

California: what?

Oregon: remind me not to piss of Indy or Ohio so I don't get hit with a shoe

California: alrighty then 

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'~Next Morning~'

Michigan: hey Indy?

Indiana: yes?

Michigan: I-um heard screaming last night and I was wondering...

Indiana: just for your information no one fucked, and we were watching Stranger Things and I started screaming since I get excited over the show

Michigan: oh.. what part though

Indiana: oh when Billy was being an Idiot and he got out of his car

Michigan: now it all makes sense.. 

Indiana: of course it does 

Michigan: but I also heard some yelling?

Indiana: my brother was being an idiot more than once, so me and Ohio got to hit him with a shoe twice

Michigan: ...okay

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Idk I was bored and I wanted to do something in this book since it's a lot of fun to write .w.

Also the first one was I a small talk I heard between my brother and grandpa when it was dinner lmao

Also Indy is how I act when I watch Stranger Things lmao 

btw here's a picture of Billy