Drunk!Florida- *sobbing* please don't eat my ass, spirits
Indiana- choo, choo, motherfucka
Illinois- um, big brother are you OK?
Indiana- no
Illinois- ok
Ohio and Michigan texting
Ohio- color
Michigan- colour
Ohio- flavor
Michigan- flavour
Ohio- ...
Ohio- okay what the hell is your problem?
Michigan- nothing I'm just writing it the CORRECT way
Ohio- I hate you
Michigan- feelings returned
Mississippi- I'm bored
Florida- hm..
Mississippi- what?
Florida- I was thinking about how we are alike
Mississippi- and how are we alike?
Florida- *pushes Missi against a wall* we're both gay as fuck
Mississippi- ...well then...
Oregon- *draws a line and it
straightens itself*
Texas- woah can I see that?
Oregon- *hands him apple pencil*
Texas- *pokes California with pencil* you are now straight!
California- *looks amazed*
New York- Hey sis?
New Jersey- what is it fuck face?
New York- wow rude
New Jersey- yeah so what bitch?
New York- *sigh* nevermind but I was just wanting to say I might have signed you up for.. anger management classes
New Jersey- ... you have 5 seconds before I beat your ass
New York- *already gone*
Utah- people these days are disgraceful!
Colorado- mhm..
Utah- *rants why people are disgraceful*
Colorado- uh, yep..
Utah- are you even listening?
Colorado- would you be mad if I said no?
Utah- yes
Colorado- oh yeah I was listening
Utah- ...alright
Kentucky- Hey Indy I wanna ask you somethin
Indiana- well what is it?
Kentucky- well.. when are ya gonna propose?
Indiana- wait what?
Kentucky- y'know when are you gonna ask Ohio if he wants to marry you?
Indiana- *blushing* oh.. well I'm not sure actually...
Kentucky- well you better do it soon
Indiana- why?
Kentucky- just because I can't handle the serious sexual tensions between you two at the moment
Indiana- ...
Kentucky- just sayin
Hawaii- Hey Alaska wanna go follow America into the World Meeting?
Alaska- sure why not
Hawaii- hell yeah
Hippity hoppity this is a time skip because I'm lazy
Hawaii- mk were here
Alaska- yeah I'm not blind you know?
Hawaii- well see ya ima go find England
Alaska- wait what-
Hawaii- well you can go find Russia if you want
Alaska- wait Russia's here! welp bye!
Hawaii- that worked better than expected..
England- *gets letter* oh! Another letter from Hawaii, how sweet of her!
England- *opens envelope*
Letter- Dear England,
It would be much appreciated if you stayed away from my family, I have asked Finland to help me keep you away so yeah,
From,
an annoyed Hoosier
England- that little twat...
Oklahoma- Hey Kansas?
Kansas- ya?
Oklahoma- I love you y'know?
Kansas- *laughs nervously*
Oklahoma- w- what is it?
Kansas- ...*kisses Oklahoma*
Oklahoma- ://0
Kansas- :3
School AU
Nevada- *smirks*
Arizona- ..what's that for?
Nevada- *pulls him closer* this. *leans in to kiss him*
Utah- *bursts through door and pushes the two away* No homo in the hallways!
Colorado- wow you're such a hypocrite
Utah- wait what?!-
Bloomington- dad! tell him I'm better than him!
West Lafayette- no tell him I'm better!
*they start bickering*
Indiana- I'm gonna need some serious tylenol later...
Ohio- yep..
"..."
Indiana- hey while they're bickering wanna go watch anime upstairs in my room?
Ohio- sure
Nashville- *sigh* where did it all go wrong?
Bloomington- when West Lafayette was charted as a city
Columbus- when one of your schools looks like a prison
Franklin- when I was born
Nashville- ...do you need help?
A/N- if ya didnt know I'm from Columbus lol
YOU ARE READING
random state shit
Fanfictionthis book is basically random stuff for Aph states sooo if you like that stuff here ya go :P
