random state shit

Mmm, N I C E

Drunk!Florida- *sobbing* please don't eat my ass, spirits

Indiana- choo, choo, motherfucka

Illinois- um, big brother are you OK?

Indiana- no

Illinois- ok

Ohio and Michigan texting

Ohio- color

Michigan- colour

Ohio- flavor

Michigan- flavour

Ohio- ...

Ohio- okay what the hell is your problem?

Michigan- nothing I'm just writing it the CORRECT way

Ohio- I hate you

Michigan- feelings returned

Mississippi- I'm bored

Florida- hm..

Mississippi- what?

Florida- I was thinking about how we are alike

Mississippi- and how are we alike?

Florida- *pushes Missi against a wall* we're both gay as fuck

Mississippi- ...well then...

Oregon- *draws a line and it
straightens itself*

Texas- woah can I see that?

Oregon- *hands him apple pencil*

Texas- *pokes California with pencil* you are now straight!

California- *looks amazed*

New York- Hey sis?

New Jersey- what is it fuck face?

New York- wow rude

New Jersey- yeah so what bitch?

New York- *sigh* nevermind but I was just wanting to say I might have signed you up for.. anger management classes

New Jersey- ... you have 5 seconds before I beat your ass

New York- *already gone*

Utah- people these days are disgraceful!

Colorado- mhm..

Utah- *rants why people are disgraceful*

Colorado- uh, yep..

Utah- are you even listening?

Colorado- would you be mad if I said no?

Utah- yes

Colorado- oh yeah I was listening

Utah- ...alright

Kentucky- Hey Indy I wanna ask you somethin

Indiana- well what is it?

Kentucky- well.. when are ya gonna propose?

Indiana- wait what?

Kentucky- y'know when are you gonna ask Ohio if he wants to marry you?

Indiana- *blushing* oh.. well I'm not sure actually...

Kentucky- well you better do it soon

Indiana- why?

Kentucky- just because I can't handle the serious sexual tensions between you two at the moment

Indiana- ...

Kentucky- just sayin

Hawaii- Hey Alaska wanna go follow America into the World Meeting?

Alaska- sure why not

Hawaii- hell yeah

Hippity hoppity this is a time skip because I'm lazy

Hawaii- mk were here

Alaska- yeah I'm not blind you know?

Hawaii- well see ya ima go find England

Alaska- wait what-

Hawaii- well you can go find Russia if you want

Alaska- wait Russia's here! welp bye!

Hawaii- that worked better than expected..

England- *gets letter* oh! Another letter from Hawaii, how sweet of her!

England- *opens envelope*

Letter- Dear England,
It would be much appreciated if you stayed away from my family, I have asked Finland to help me keep you away so yeah,

From,
an annoyed Hoosier

England- that little twat...

Oklahoma- Hey Kansas?

Kansas- ya?

Oklahoma- I love you y'know?

Kansas- *laughs nervously*

Oklahoma- w- what is it?

Kansas- ...*kisses Oklahoma*

Oklahoma- ://0

Kansas- :3

School AU

Nevada- *smirks*

Arizona- ..what's that for?

Nevada- *pulls him closer* this. *leans in to kiss him*

Utah- *bursts through door and pushes the two away* No homo in the hallways!

Colorado- wow you're such a hypocrite

Utah- wait what?!-

Bloomington- dad! tell him I'm better than him!

West Lafayette- no tell him I'm better!

*they start bickering*

Indiana- I'm gonna need some serious tylenol later...

Ohio- yep..

"..."

Indiana- hey while they're bickering wanna go watch anime upstairs in my room?

Ohio- sure 

Nashville- *sigh* where did it all go wrong?

Bloomington- when West Lafayette was charted as a city

Columbus- when one of your schools looks like a prison

Franklin- when I was born

Nashville- ...do you need help?

A/N-  if ya didnt know I'm from Columbus lol