I was in this Game Stop/bookstore/Bestbuy, but it was called Sprint and the colors were blue, and I found this special edition Sonic comic. I like the Sonic comics, and it was for not too much, so I wanted to get it. I took it up to the cashier, who was a lady, and as I was making small talk like "oh yeah I love the Sonic series" these 2 young-ish boys came up behind me and started choking me with a cable! They kept saying stuff like "you need to respect women!!!!" And "you dirty lesbian ****!!!". General Nice Guy stuff. I got them off me and got a good look at them. One was an auburn-brunette, and the other had white-blonde hair, and they were both wearing university jackets, despite being teenagers.
I slapped them both, then ran outside to calm down, and while I was outside I saw those boys get chased outside and they booked it. A security officer came up to me and was like "I'm so sorry that happened, those boys are now banned from the property" and I got the comic book for free.
As I was walking home (because the store was within walking distance to my house) I saw those boys with a lady with auburn-brown hair. I went up to them and asked the lady if she knew these boys. She said "yes, I'm *so-and-so*'s mother, why?" And I told her exactly what happened, and showed her the mark on my neck left by the cable.
She was LIVID, and told me that she'd sort them out when they got home, and that she'd tell the white haired boy's mom. I walked away feeling satisfied.
And then I woke up.