No Nope and Uh... Yes?

Nonono Hungry Monster

No is ia char btw

Funny swordsman BLUE JAY YO is arguing with intelligent scout NO NO NO. JAY tries to hug NO but he shakes her off.

JAY
Please NO, don't leave me.NO
I'm sorry Jay, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.JAY
I am such a person!

NO frowns.

NO
I'm sorry, Jay. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

NO leaves.

JAY sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, NO scout ASHTON CRAZY POO barges in looking flustered.

JAY
Goodness, Crazy! Is everything okay?CRAZY
I'm afraid not.JAY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...CRAZY
It's ... a monster ... I saw an evil monster kill a bunch of People!JAY
Defenseless People?CRAZY
Yes, defenseless People!JAY
Bloomin' heck, Crazy! We've got to do something.CRAZY
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.JAY
You can start by telling me where this happened.CRAZY
I was...

CRAZY fans himself and begins to wheeze.

JAY
Focus Crazy, focus! Where did it happen?CRAZY
Sydney Opera House! That's right - Sydney Opera House!

JAY springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

JAY rushes along the street, followed by CRAZY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

INT. SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE - SHORTLY AFTER

WOLFIE BLUE a hungry monster terrorises two People.

JAY, closely followed by CRAZY, rushes towards WOLFIE, but suddenly stops in her tracks.

CRAZY
What is is? What's the matter?JAY
That's not just any old monster, that's Wolfie Blue!CRAZY
Who's Wolfie Blue?JAY
Who's Wolfie Blue? Who's Wolfie Blue? Only the most hungry monster in the universe!CRAZY
Blinkin' knickers, Jay! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most hungry monster in the universe!JAY
You can say that again.CRAZY
Blinkin' knickers, Jay! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most hungry monster in the universe!JAY
I'm going to need swords, lots of swords.

Wolfie turns and sees Jay and Crazy. He grins an evil grin.

WOLFIE
Jay Yo, we meet again.CRAZY
You've met?JAY
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young JAY is sitting in a park listening to some Rock music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.

She looks up and sees WOLFIE. She takes off her headphones.

WOLFIE
Would you like some chocolate?

JAY's eyes light up, but then he studies WOLFIE more closely, and looks uneasy.

JAY
I don't know, you look kind of hungry.WOLFIE
Me? No. I'm not hungry. I'm the least hungry monster in the world.JAY
Wait, you're a monster?

JAY runs away, screaming.

INT. SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE - PRESENT DAY

WOLFIE
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.CRAZY
(To JAY) You ran away?JAY
(To CRAZY) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

JAY turns to WOLFIE.

JAY
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

JAY runs away.