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T = Me 

T: Hello everyone and welcome to RWBY Reacts to Ships! Let's meet the members, go on everyone introduce yourselves. 

Yang: How the fuck did I get here 

Ruby: Can I go home 

T: Unimportant. And no you can not. Now, INTRODUCE YOURSELVES  

Yang: Ok chill 

Yang: My name is Yang Xiao Long and I like puns and punching things 

Weiss: Why are you doing what she said, we need to find a way to get out of here 

T: *loads grenade launcher* I dare you to try

Weiss: Fine, but I'm only complying because it will help us get out of here faster 

T: Suuurrrrreeeeee 

Weiss: Uhg I'm surrounded by idiots 

Weiss: My name is Weiss Schnee, I'm an excellent swordfighter and student 

Ruby: Hi! I'm Ruby and my favorite things are cookies, and my scythe Crescent Rose. Oh! And also my dog Zwei! 

Blake: *sighs* Blake Belladonna, I enjoy books and silence 

T: Great that's everyone now we can begin with the first ship 

Weiss: Ship like a boat? 

Blake: No like a relationship 

Yang: Blake why do you know that 

Blake: Well um it makes sense 

T: Yeah if you read a lot of fanfiction 

Blake: Hey! I do not! 

T: Yeah yeah sure 

T: Anyway for those of you that are still confused *cough* Ruby *cough* a "ship" is a romantic pairing of two (or more) individuals who people think have chemistry. Understand? 

Weiss: And we're going to react to these? Oh, gods. 

T: TIME FOR THE FIRST PAIR 

Blake: Stop shouting, please 

T: DRUMROLL PLEASE *starts rhythmically hitting Weiss* 

Weiss: OW! Stop! 

T: The first ship is 

T: WHITEROSE 

Yang: Awwwwwww 

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Yang: Awwwwwww 

Weiss: Ew why is Ruby kissing my cheek 

Ruby: Because we're best friends! 

Weiss: No no no no no no no no no

Blake: I mean it is kinda cute 

Weiss: Blake no you're supposed to be the voice of reason! 

T: Exactly. 

Yang: Haha 

T: Would you like more pictures? 

Yang: OH HELL YES 

Ruby: Sure! 

Weiss: Please no 

Blake: I'm sorry Weiss 

Blake: Yes 100% yes

Weiss: NO! 

T: Excellent 

Yang: I LOVE THIS GAME 

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Yang: I LOVE THIS GAME 

T: I wonder if you'll be saying that after the next round 

Yang: What 

A: Nothing :) 

Weiss: At least there's no kissing this time 

Ruby: Weiss why won't you let me hug you like this more?!!! 

Weiss: Because you're an immature childish idiot 

Ruby: And you love me :) 

Weiss: I do not!  

Yang: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Weiss: Ew what IS that 

Blake: These artists are really good  

T: Overall thoughts on this ship 

Yang: It's so cute 

Blake: I'm not against it 

Ruby: WEISS AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND SHE LOVES ME BUT WON'T ADMIT 

Weiss: I hate this with every cell in my body 

Blake: Cells can't fell hate 

Weiss: Shut up Blake! 

T: That's it for now, tune in for the next chapter of RWBY Reacts to Ships! 





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