T = Me
T: Hello everyone and welcome to RWBY Reacts to Ships! Let's meet the members, go on everyone introduce yourselves.
Yang: How the fuck did I get here
Ruby: Can I go home
T: Unimportant. And no you can not. Now, INTRODUCE YOURSELVES
Yang: Ok chill
Yang: My name is Yang Xiao Long and I like puns and punching things
Weiss: Why are you doing what she said, we need to find a way to get out of here
T: *loads grenade launcher* I dare you to try
Weiss: Fine, but I'm only complying because it will help us get out of here faster
T: Suuurrrrreeeeee
Weiss: Uhg I'm surrounded by idiots
Weiss: My name is Weiss Schnee, I'm an excellent swordfighter and student
Ruby: Hi! I'm Ruby and my favorite things are cookies, and my scythe Crescent Rose. Oh! And also my dog Zwei!
Blake: *sighs* Blake Belladonna, I enjoy books and silence
T: Great that's everyone now we can begin with the first ship
Weiss: Ship like a boat?
Blake: No like a relationship
Yang: Blake why do you know that
Blake: Well um it makes sense
T: Yeah if you read a lot of fanfiction
Blake: Hey! I do not!
T: Yeah yeah sure
T: Anyway for those of you that are still confused *cough* Ruby *cough* a "ship" is a romantic pairing of two (or more) individuals who people think have chemistry. Understand?
Weiss: And we're going to react to these? Oh, gods.
T: TIME FOR THE FIRST PAIR
Blake: Stop shouting, please
T: DRUMROLL PLEASE *starts rhythmically hitting Weiss*
Weiss: OW! Stop!
T: The first ship is
T: WHITEROSE
Yang: Awwwwwww
Weiss: Ew why is Ruby kissing my cheek
Ruby: Because we're best friends!
Weiss: No no no no no no no no no
Blake: I mean it is kinda cute
Weiss: Blake no you're supposed to be the voice of reason!
T: Exactly.
Yang: Haha
T: Would you like more pictures?
Yang: OH HELL YES
Ruby: Sure!
Weiss: Please no
Blake: I'm sorry Weiss
Blake: Yes 100% yes
Weiss: NO!
T: Excellent
Yang: I LOVE THIS GAME
T: I wonder if you'll be saying that after the next round
Yang: What
A: Nothing :)
Weiss: At least there's no kissing this time
Ruby: Weiss why won't you let me hug you like this more?!!!
Weiss: Because you're an immature childish idiot
Ruby: And you love me :)
Weiss: I do not!
Yang: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Weiss: Ew what IS that
Blake: These artists are really good
T: Overall thoughts on this ship
Yang: It's so cute
Blake: I'm not against it
Ruby: WEISS AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND SHE LOVES ME BUT WON'T ADMIT
Weiss: I hate this with every cell in my body
Blake: Cells can't fell hate
Weiss: Shut up Blake!
T: That's it for now, tune in for the next chapter of RWBY Reacts to Ships!
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FanfictionOh no. Basically in each chapter Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang and sometimes others react to the ships the fandom has conjured up. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ART USED IN THIS ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ARTISTS #4 in whiterose