Sea Monkeys

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A: HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME BACK SORRY FOR THE DELAY BUT I'VE GOT A GREAT SHIP FOR YOU TODAY

Blake: By great you mean will embarrass us and make us unconformable

A: Jeez Blake who shat in your socks

Weiss: That's.... not how it goes

T: Says who

Yang: It makes sense

Ruby: Yeah

Yang: You'd probably be pretty pissed if someone shat in your sock Weiss 

Blake: Facts

Weiss: I hate you all 

Yang: Fun 

T: No Blake I won't be embarrassing any of you this time  

Blake: "this time" 

T: I actually think all of you are going to enjoy this 

Ruby: Show us what it is! 

Weiss: Honestly if it doesn't involve us I really don't care 

Yang: I don't know how you're going to top last time but go ahead 

T: I will gladly do so but first I have to introduce our guests 

Ruby: Oh fun! More friends! 

T: Please welcome Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias!

Sun: Sup 

Neptune: Hey ladies 

Blake: Oh 

Blake: I really hope what I think is going on is actually going on 

Ruby: What do you think is going on 

Blake: You know 

Ruby: I do? 

Ruby: Oh 

Ruby: OH YEAH 

Sun: Should we be concerned 

T: Maybe

Weiss: Yes 

Neptune: What's going on here guys  

Yang: Don't worry, all will become clear soon 

Blake: Trash? 

T: Yes Blake? 

Blake: Show us the ship 

T: With pleasure

T: The next ship is 

SEA MONKEYS 

SEA MONKEYS 

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Blake: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES IT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT 

Ruby: OMG YESSSSS 

Yang: BBAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAAH 

Weiss: What 

Neptune: I- what is- I'm- I'M NOT GAY 

Yang: Oh yeah you're as straight as me

Neptune: Yeah! Wait no 

Sun: Stop this now 

T: Don't tell me what do to 

Sun: Please I'm begging you stop 

Blake: Oooh kinky 

Ruby: I bet Neptune likes that 

Weiss: RUBY 

Yang: You really are my sister 

Neptune: I DO NOT SHUT UP I'M NOT GAY 

T: Wanna see some more 

Blake: YES 

Ruby: YES 

Yang: YES

Neptune: NO 

T: You don't get a vote only the four horsewomen of chaos do 

Neptune: Weiss please you're on my side right? 

Weiss: Am I? 

Ruby: Is she? 

Weiss: SHOW US MORE TRASH 

Sun: NOOOOOOOO 

Neptune: PLEASE GODS NO 


Neptune: THIS ONE IS WORSE

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Neptune: THIS ONE IS WORSE

Blake: I think you mean better 

Neptune: I DEFINITELY DO NOT 

Sun: WE ARE NOT DATING 

Yang: Why so defensive boys 

Sun: Why so uh stupid Yang

Weiss: That's the best you could come up with 

Sun: Shut up Weiss 

Yang: ONLY I TELL WEISS TO SHUT UP 

T: AND ME

Ruby: AND WINTER 

Blake: I think what they're trying to say is that you don't tell Wiess to shut up 

Sun; I'm sorry I just don't like being made fun of

Yang: No one is making fun of you 

Ruby: Yeah 

Blake: We're just saying you and Neptune should fuck

Weiss: Not that you haven't already 

Neptune: WEISS 

T: THAT'S IT FOR RWBY REACTS JOIN US NEXT TIME 


AN: Sorry for not uploading for a while, I just had more pressing things to do but I've got some good chapters planned that I think y'all are really going to enjoy. Thank you for 7k reads and I'll see you soon. Ciao for now,                                                                                                                                                                                               -Trash ☆   



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