Oh no.
Basically in each chapter Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang and sometimes others react to the ships the fandom has conjured up. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ART USED IN THIS ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ARTISTS
#4 in whiterose
A: HELLO! I'm hosting this episode in a hospital bed because Yang is a lunatic
Yang: I'm not apologizing, you had food and didn't tell us
Ruby: She has a point
Weiss: I HATE to agree with them but...
A: Ohkay since Yang is being a bitch I've decided to bully her more with this next one
Yang: Oh great, you know you are such a good host! Forcing us to look at things that make us uncomfortable, HIDING FOOD, and just taking us out of our rooms with no warning which is probably scaring the shit out of our friends and our entire school
A: DO NOT SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD YOU APPLE CRUMBLE CUNT! YOU THINK YOU'RE SCARY WHEN YOU GET MAD? YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET SWEETHEART!
Yang: Oh bring it on bitch what are you going to do, I already put you in a hospital bed
A: *snaps fingers and starts to float*
Yang: Nice trick.
A: *extends hands that are now glowing rainbow*
Yang: *cocks Ember Celica and prepares for battle*
Blake: Yang calm down I think you're going to be very very dead soon.
A: Listen to your girlfriend Yang, for you might be strong but I have the power of a DISASTER GAY!
*A starts to glow rainbow and shoots fiery gay beams everywhere*
*Yang is now big dead*
Weiss: HOLY SHIT YOU JUST KILLED YANG
A: *not glowy anymore* I did
Blake: WHAT THE HELL
Ruby: BVEUGLSYVBIWLRIGLVEBRAYW84GRBEU9AWYVI4GRBE9VYIT3RW YOU KILL MY SISTER I KILL YOU!!!
A: Oh calm down I can bring her back *waves hand*
Yang: Wha- what just happened
A: You tried to fight me
A: Now can we continue with the ship or do I have to kill someone again
Yang: Continue sir
A: Thank you :)
A: Now without further ado the next ship
FREEZERBURN
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Weiss: WHY IS MY HAIR DOWN
Yang: I guess I made you LOOSEn up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A: Skkskskskkkksskskssksks
Blake: Yang there are children here
Ruby: I'M NOT THAT MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU GUYS
A: *gays
Weiss: Can we move on
Yang: Onto the bed? Yes.
Blake: Yang.
Yang: Blake (with a full stop)
Ruby: RUBY
A: GAYS FOCUS ON FREEZERBURN
Blake: It's a clever name but I don't ship it
Ruby: I think it's cute! And with my two favorite people my bestie and my sister!
Blake: rUDe
Weiss: Yang, don't take this the wrong way but you would be I think it would be difficult to date someone with your um temper...
Yang: You think? Just ask Blakey
A: whfggyruey Sorry I just chocked on my tea
Blake: We aren't dating!
Yang: We should be
A: As much as I Bumblebee this is about Freezerburn
Weiss: I wouldn't be as opposed to it as I am Whiterose
Ruby: HEY!
Blake: Cute friendship but not a ship
Yang: I'd be down for it
Weiss: And I'd be GOING down on you
A: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Weiss: I can make puns too.
Yang: You forgot a Lenny Face POSER
Blake: Lenny Face???
Yang: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that's a Lenny Face
Blake: Oh
A: Okay wrapping this up we'll have a short break and then be back with another round of RWBY Reacts To Ships!!!
