A: HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME BACK
Weiss: Oh no
Blake: I've officially given up there's no way to get out of here
A: That's the spirit Blake
Blake: Indeed.
Blake: What's the next ship
A: We i haven't bullied Ruby in a while so it involves her
Ruby: YAY
Yang: If anyone dares to try something with MY little sister I WILL beat them to dust
Weiss: Why do you randomly capitalize words it's weird
Yang: It's for emphasis FUCK OFF
Weiss: I'm surprised you know what that means
A: Ladies.
A: Shut the fuck up.
Ruby: Yeah I wanna know who I'm being shipped with
Blake: Are you hoping for someone
Ruby: No not really, I just like seeing who other people think I'd be compatible with
A: How dreadfully dull
Ruby: That's your opinion, just careful with opinions
A: Don't quote Bo Burnham to me, foolish child
Weiss: That's a weird quote
Yang: How????
Weiss: Well-
A: Don't try to explain we don't have that much time
Blake: You always tell us to hurry up but we don't do anything here except this and it's not like you plan to send us back anytime soon
A: I just don't wanna spend more time with you guys than I have to
Ruby: That's mean
Weiss: Not mean if it's true
A: Thanks Ice Queen
Weiss: HEY
A: "Not mean if it's true" - Weiss Schnee
Weiss: Your insufferable
A: I'm aware.
A: CAN WE GET TO THE SHIP NOW PLEASE
Blake: We can
Blake: If you'd
Blake: Stop
Blake: Yelling
A: I'll never stop, but I'm in charge here so ha
Blake: *insanely long sigh*
Weiss: Mood
A: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that
A: I was going to have a special guest but he's too much of a bumpkin and doesn't have the tech to get here so we'll do without
Yang: Wtf does that even mean
Blake: It means they're too lazy to write in another character
A: Blake can you not expose my ass like that
Blake: Sorry not sorry
A: TO STOP BLAKE FROM ROASTING ME MORE HERE'S THE NEXT SHIP
ROSEGARDEN
Yang: Ew Oscar? You're too good for him Ruby
Blake: I mean it's kinda cute
Ruby: Really? People ship me with him? I barely know him, plus he's only 14
A: Yeah but how old are you
Ruby: I'm not at liberty to say
A: Whatever you're either 15 or 16 so it's not weird
Weiss: Yeah but Ozpin is in his head, isn't that kind of like shipping her with Ozpin
A: NO
A: I actually like this ship and I'm kinda surprised you guys don't
Blake: I do, sorta
Yang: He's just not good enough okay he's a dork
Weiss: And Ruby's not?
Yang: True
Ruby: Hey! I am right here!
A: Here's more because it's cute
Yang: No one asked for more
A: Look at my face and ask me if I care
Weiss: Oscar is no way confident enough do to thatBlake: True
Weiss: Honestly, even if they liked each other, which I'm pretty sure they don't, both are two awkward to ask the other out.
Ruby: How do you know I don't
A: Yeah Weiss
Weiss: Well do you
Ruby: Uhm it's uh complicated?
Weiss: See, she doesn't but she also doesn't want me to be right
Ruby: THAT'S NOT TRUE
Blake: So you do like him?
Ruby: I don't know, it's confusing
Yang: Lay off her guys
A: Aww Yang's being soft
Yang: I AM NOT
Blake: You are
A: That's it for this episode of RWBY REACTS come back next time
AN: Hey guys, sorry for not uploading anything for a while, I was on vacation and didn't have time, then I was on vacation and didn't have service. No excuses though, I'll try to update more. Also I just wanted y'all to know that I do see everyone's requests and I am working on those, please request stuff, it makes my job easier. Thanks for reading, ciao for now
-Trash⭐
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Team RWBY Reacts to Ships
FanficOh no. Basically in each chapter Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang and sometimes others react to the ships the fandom has conjured up. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ART USED IN THIS ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ARTISTS #4 in whiterose