A: HELLO We're back for another round and we have a request from one of our fans!
Weiss: Fans? Wait you mean people actually read this trash?
A: Yes they do ice queen
A: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by ice bitch over here, we have a request from one of our readers
A: So thank you @FanDenon120
A: And ya'll will be happy to know that it doesn't involve any of you!
Weiss: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Yang: Oh thank gods
Blake: Readers! Please make suggestions so we don't get bullied!
Ruby: Who does it involve
A: It involves our special guests! Everyone welcome Jaune Arc and Neptune Vasilias!
Jaune: Ah! What how did we get here what's going on
Neptune: Who are you
A: Jaune I don't have time to answer your questions and Neptune I am Trash
Neptune: Uhhhhhhh okay?
Blake: Just play along you'll be gone soon
Neptune: Oh hey Blake
Neptune: Is your team here
Weiss: Yes.
Jaune: Hey snow angle
Ruby: Hhahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahaahhahahaahahaha
Jaune: What?!!!?
Yang: Hahahah "snow angle"
Neptune: I think he meant angel
A: We need Jaune here more often
Weiss: We do not
Blake: Show us the ship already
Yang: Chill I don't know why you in a big time rush
Jaune: MAKE IT COUNT PLAY IT STRAIGHT
Neptune: DON'T LOOK BACK DON'T HESITATE
Jaune: WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME
A: SHIP TIME
A: THIS ROUNDS SHIP IS
SEASICK
Yang: HHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Jaune: Uhhhh
Blake: Sun's gonna love this
Neptune: BLAKE NO
Weiss: No, this would never happen
Ruby: Why not Weiss
Yang: Is it cause you have a crush on him hmmm
Weiss: I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON NEPTUNE YOU DOLT
Blake: Interesting, you assumed it was Neptune when it could have been either
Weiss: Well I would think even Yang would know not to think I would like Jaune
Ruby: Weiss why do you hate Jaune so much? He hasn't done anything to you, you're just rude to him for no reason! And honestly, you're kind of rude to everyone for no reason
A: Ruby went off
Weiss: I'm not rude to anyone!
Yang: You just basically called me dumb
Jaune: Whenever I try to be nice you just yell at me and berate me
Ruby: You always call me childish and immature even though I've moved up two years and am your team leader
Blake: You assumed the worst of every fanus because a few of us tried to get justice on your family's company.
Neptune:...can I leave
A: If I have to watch this then so do you
A: But we don't have to watch it
A: everyone SHUT UP
A: React to the ship, please
Blake: It's funny but it would never happen
Neptune: It made me realize I should hang out with Jaune more, he's cool
Jaune: Really!? I mean uh yeah totally bro.
Ruby: Am I the only one that ships this?
Yang: Yes
Blake: No, Sun ships it too
Neptune: DAMMIT BLAKE WHY DID YOU TELL HIM
A: Ciao everyone I'll see you with the next round of RWBY Reacts to Ships!
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Team RWBY Reacts to Ships
FanfictionOh no. Basically in each chapter Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang and sometimes others react to the ships the fandom has conjured up. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ART USED IN THIS ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ARTISTS #4 in whiterose