Sea Sick

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A: HELLO We're back for another round and we have a request from one of our fans!

Weiss: Fans? Wait you mean people actually read this trash?  

A:  Yes they do ice queen 

A: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by ice bitch over here, we have a request from one of our readers 

A: So thank you @FanDenon120 

A: And ya'll will be happy to know that it doesn't involve any of you!

Weiss: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes 

Yang: Oh thank gods 

Blake: Readers! Please make suggestions so we don't get bullied! 

Ruby: Who does it involve 

A: It involves our special guests! Everyone welcome Jaune Arc and Neptune Vasilias! 

Jaune: Ah! What how did we get here what's going on 

Neptune: Who are you 

A: Jaune I don't have time to answer your questions and Neptune I am Trash 

Neptune: Uhhhhhhh okay?

Blake: Just play along you'll be gone soon 

Neptune: Oh hey Blake 

Neptune: Is your team here 

Weiss: Yes. 

Jaune: Hey snow angle  

Ruby: Hhahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahaahhahahaahahaha 

Jaune: What?!!!? 

Yang: Hahahah "snow angle"   

Neptune: I think he meant angel 

A: We need Jaune here more often 

Weiss: We do not 

Blake: Show us the ship already 

Yang: Chill I don't know why you in a big time rush 

Jaune: MAKE IT COUNT PLAY IT STRAIGHT 

Neptune: DON'T LOOK BACK DON'T HESITATE 

Jaune: WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME 

A: SHIP TIME 

A: THIS ROUNDS SHIP IS 

SEASICK 

Yang: HHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 

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Yang: HHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 

Jaune: Uhhhh 

Blake: Sun's gonna love this 

Neptune: BLAKE NO

Weiss: No, this would never happen 

Ruby: Why not Weiss

Yang: Is it cause you  have a crush on him hmmm

Weiss: I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON NEPTUNE YOU DOLT 

Blake: Interesting, you assumed it was Neptune when it could have been either 

Weiss: Well I would think even Yang would know not to think I would like Jaune 

Ruby: Weiss why do you hate Jaune so much? He hasn't done anything to you, you're just rude to him for no reason! And honestly, you're kind of rude to everyone for no reason 

A: Ruby went off

Weiss: I'm not rude to anyone! 

Yang: You just basically called me dumb 

Jaune: Whenever I try to be nice you just yell at me and berate me 

Ruby: You always call me childish and immature even though I've moved up two years and am your team leader 

Blake: You assumed the worst of every fanus because a few of us tried to get justice on your family's company. 

Neptune:...can I leave 

A: If I have to watch this then so do you 

A: But we don't have to watch it 

A: everyone SHUT UP

A: React to the ship, please 

Blake: It's funny but it would never happen 

Neptune: It made me realize I should hang out with Jaune more, he's cool 

Jaune: Really!? I mean uh yeah totally bro. 

Ruby: Am I the only one that ships this? 

Yang: Yes 

Blake: No, Sun ships it too 

Neptune: DAMMIT BLAKE WHY DID YOU TELL HIM 

A: Ciao everyone I'll see you with the next round of RWBY Reacts to Ships! 




Jaune has a boy band fetish 


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