100 DAYS ( YOONKOOK )

CHAPTER TWENTY

After managing to escape Kyungsoo and all his weird 'toys', Jongin was back to walking through the forest. It was morning now, so he only just missed the night life.

"What're you doing here, human?" Jongin looked up and saw a vampire standing in front of him, sipping from a bottle. Namjoon was going to mention the fact that he could get hurt, but Jongin interrupted him.

"Vampire! Don't drink my blood!" Namjoon began to frown.

"You see, it's because of people like you that the negative stereotypes are continued." He said, getting annoyed with the human. "And then the only people who actual support vampire rights are generally teenage girls who don't get a say anyway because they're underage."

"Huh?" This forest confused Jongin so much.

"You know, although not completely accurate, Twilight is one of the few movies that doesn't portray vampires as blood sucking monsters that can't control their urges." Namjoon continued, oblivious to Jongin's confusion. "Some of us, are vegetarians."

"Wait, you drink the blood of vegetables??" Now it was Namjoon's turn to frown.

"We'd have to drink things like spinach if that was the case." Namjoon crossed his arms. "You know, we only drink blood because we have a severe iron deficiency and blood is the only thing that works to fix that."

"What?"

"Vampirism is actually a disease transferred through the biting and sucking of someone's blood." Jongin sighed, rubbing his eyes with his thumb and forefinger.

"You know what? I can't do this anymore. I am never talking to a vampire again!" Jongin then walked off. Namjoon chuckled, watching him leave.

"Poor guy, he probably doesn't realise there's at least one vampire in the town he lives in..."

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After the ordeal with the vampires, Jongin was eager to do his job and get out. He didn't particularly care about getting complete revenge anymore, he just wanted to kill them.

Luck seemed to be on his side when he stumbled across the Gumiho pup again. Yoongi didn't seem to be anywhere nearby, and he wasn't. That was because he thought Woozi'd be fine by the lake because of Taehyung plus he wasn't really that worried about Jongin. But Taehyung wasn't actually in his part of the lake, he was in a bit closer to the cemetery, hanging out with Jimin.

Woozi was busy building the Cat Destroyer 3000 (just a bunch of sticks) so he didn't notice Jongin walk up behind him. He yelped when Jongin grabbed him, lifting him up into the air.

"Hey!" Woozi exclaimed. "Did Stupidhead send you?"

"Who?" Jongin frowned, holding him out at a safe distance so he wasn't hit by Woozi's wildly thrown punches.

"Stupidhead, your master." Jongin continued to frown. "Now let go of me, or I'll use my magic powers to eat your heart."

"You see, this is why I have to kill all the Gumiho, you always resort to violence."

"I have anger management issues!!!" Woozi yelled out, repeating things he'd heard before. He didn't really know what they meant. "I'm pregnant, it's your child. Let's get married."

Woozi watched a few too many soap operas.

"What??" Jongin exclaimed, getting even more confused than before.

"You're adopted!!" Woozi managed to scratch Jongin's arm, leaving a small cut.

"Hey, that hurt!" Jongin exclaimed as blood started to form where the cut was. "Ow!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jongin was suddenly hit on the head by something, which then clung to him. Woozi smiled when he saw Jeonghan had come to save him. "No one hurts Woozi but me!"

"Argh! Let go of me!" To get Jeonghan off of him, Jongin had to drop Woozi, which may not have been the best idea in the world. Woozi then began scratching his legs, while Jeonghan pulled his hair and scratched his arms, hissing like a cat.

A crow cawed again and Jongin realised that this mission wasn't really working out for him. Kyungsoo turned into his demon-human form and helped Jongin free himself from the small children.

"Now, Woozi and Jeonghan, you have to be careful." Kyungsoo said. "Because you don't want to damage my toys." Kyungsoo then looked up at Jongin. "Come on, pretty boy. We have some unfinished business."

Kyungsoo then lead Jongin back off to his home, and the two children watched. Once they were gone, Woozi suddenly hugged Jeonghan.

"I'm sorry I called you a girl!" He exclaimed. "Thank you for saving me!"

"It's okay, that guy should've known not to mess with the... with the..."

"Super Awesome Fox and Cat Team?" Jeonghan nodded, making Woozi smile.

"We make a pretty good team."

"You're still stupid though."

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