Tyler pulls up to Josh's house. It was dark out since it was like... I don't know! Freaking 8:00 PM?! What ever. Why did josh even want him over at this time anyway? Tyler's wife probably wasn't too impressed with this. But who cares LMAO.
Tyler steps into the house. No, not a BNE! Their friendship was just that strong to the point were he didn't even need to knock on his door you idiot. 😤😤😤
"You could have knocked." Said josh spining around to face Tyler. I guess their frendship wasn't that strong after all.
"Why did you want me here this late?" Tyler asked "also, what are you making?" I mean seriously, why this hour? What could they possibly do right now? Watch a movie? Pfft! No! Thats gay because its two guys LMAO
"Well, first of all, it's because I thought of this crazy drink idea and second of all, I'm making this crazy drink!" Replied Josh. I think we got that you were making a 'crazy' drink in the first sentance. Also, crazy drink? This can't be good. I just hope that there will be no smut in this story!
Josh had two of these 'crazy' drinks. What were even in these drinks? Actually thats a good question-
"Whats in the drinks?" I forced Tyjo to ask againts his own will because I was curious. He probably would've asked anyways, though.
"Water, ketchup, and sryup!"
"I think you've completely lost it, Josh." Replied tyler. A bit concerned. Wow. Tyler obviously doesn't go too deep into the web if he thinks this insane.
"You're joking, right Josh?"
Josh looked at him. Confused? Maybe Blue Yellow Green Black? Was he dead serious? This is (not that) insane
After starring at each other for what felt like years, josh finally speaks up
"You uh... wanna try it?"
"Yeah no."
"Heh, you stupid cøward. You freaking cøward. You absolute freaking cøward. You bumbling cøward. Screw you." Chuckled josh. Jeez dude, that actually hurt a little.
Josh ends up chugging down one of the bottles with the 'crazy' liquid that it beholds.
The liquid looked orange with a little hint of red. Like the colour of honey. Maybe it is honey and josh was just lying to make himself look cool? Thats still really weird and wimpy-uncool. Tyler would have figured it out himself but Josh had already chugged it down. Whoops.
Tyjo watched Josh in disbelief of hiw fast he could chug both of the bottles down. Tyjo, for some reason, thought it was-
"Hot."
"Uh...."
Tyjo didn't realise at first but he said that out loud and Josh could hear him pretty clearly.
"Shot ummmmmm"
"...."
"ExcUSE-mOI"
"Wait why did you say that in french-"
Tyler ran up to the bathroom pretty quickly- wait- why didn't he just leave the house ??? I mean, that would be more sensible but okay do what you want you cøward.
*Tyler's P.O.V*
I ran into the washroom and-
"kyyyyYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE MATE?!?!?!" This wasn't Josh's girlfriend (soon to be wife :)) ) and this wasn't Josh's house!?!?!?! Dude wtf
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! JUST GET OUT!!!!"
I ran back downstairs closing the door behind me for the lady's sake of course.
"JOSH!"
"oh god oH FRICK!"
"This isn't even your house?! Josh are you freaking insane?!"
"Insanely in love with you ;)" Josh said trying too hard to sound hot. Also, for some weird reason he litterally said semi-colin bracket ( ;) ).
"Wait you love me-"
"Heck yeah my dude! 😎 I could tell you love me too! But-
"But? Wtf? BUT? DUDE NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THATS LIKE EVERY OTHER FANFICTION IN THE UNIVERSE! not that we're in a fanfiction or anything tho-"
"I'm not real, Tyler....."josh looked down at the floor
"What? N-no..."
"I'm not real"
"PLEASE! YOU WERE MENT TO BE MINE! I AM ALL THAT YOU NEED! YOU CUT OPEN MY HEART! CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME TO BLEED!"
"I'm not REAL!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
I screamed pretty loud and long. I had long lungs so of course I could do it for long. After a while, Jish had to freaking step on me to shut me the freak up.
"Dude! Stfu and BREATHE!"
"BISH YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU'RE NOT REAL-!"
"BREATHE OR I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO!" How was Jish even stepping on me in the first place? He said he wasn't real so uh? What ever. I took a moment to FREAKING breathe because Jish told me to.
And Jishua is oN TOP OF ME
AND IT IS HOT HOT HOT
HE SAYS
"COME ON SWEET HEART, CALM THE FRICK DOWN."
SO THEN I CALM DOWN
AND THEN HE GETS CLOSER TO ME
AND THEN THE LADY FROM BEFORE WALKS IN
OH SHOT SHE RANDOMLY WALKED IN
"KYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA" she shouted like an anime girl. It's actually getting really annoying from all of this screaming
Says the person who just screamed too
Shut the frick up narrator
Sorry
"Go away you stranger! We're having a moMENT HERE!😤😤😤" Josh shouted at the poor girl
"Yeah you freaking BAGUETTE!" I said agreeing with Josh
"whAT THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!"
"I called you a baguette :)"
"DO YOU KISS YOU'RE MOM WITH THAT MOUTH!? DO YOU KISS YOUR MOM WITH THAT MOUTH?! Also, GET THE FRICK OUTTA MY HOUSE!"
"Wow😤😤😤, what about Josh? You should tell him to get out too 😤😤😤" I pointed towards josh
"You insane bish theres no one there."
"yEs thErE Is!"
"Non"
"Oui"
"You don't wanna see me angry. Get. Out. Of. My. House. Before I. Hurt. You."
"Pfft. You edgy frick lmao"
"You're gonna regret that."
I notice that it look like tge girl is wearing a mask. I took it off just like in scooby do and OMG? IS THAT DEMOND RYAN ROSS FROM THE FANFICTION ABOUT RYDEN?! Indeed it was. BUT ALSO WITH ANIME? OMGGGGGGGG!!!
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? Its like I'm stuck in a landslide. I snapped back into reality when I felt something stab me in the chest. It was a sword. But not any sword, AN ANIME SWORD OMG!
I'm dead now btw lol.
End.
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ketchup, syrup and a cøward (joshler fic)
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