The Band Bible

Chapter 4

"I called you an hour and a half ago!" I shouted, snatching my clothes from Arielle's hands. "So? I was busy", she rolled her eyes. "Busy with what?"

"None of your business." Not even a second later a boy with a really dark moptop and "crazy" eyes, walked up next to her. "The fuck is this?" I rose an eyebrow. "This is Jordan", she answered. "The fuck is Jordan?"

"CLAY! NIGGA!" Someone yelled, hopping out of the bushes. "CLAY!" They yelled again, and I soon realized that it was a very hairy Tyler. "CLAY, I STOLE YO MAN AND YO SANDWICH!" Then Tyler ran off and was no longer in sight. "Tyler stole Dick Nirks and your sandwich?" Arielle asked. "I dunno, I didn't even know I had a sandwich."

"Homecoming week is coming up soon and I wanted to ask you guys a question", Jordan interrupted. "On Spirit Day, do we dress up as ghosts?" He inquired.

"I'm so done with this nigga already", I shook my head. Just then Arielle burst out into laughter and fell on the ground, rolling back and forth on the concrete. "What's so funny?" I furrowed my eyebrows. "The way you say nigga is funny", she continued to laugh hysterically. "Nigga", I whispered and she laughed even harder than she already was.

"That's such a fowl word", Jordan interrupted. "Anal", I whispered to him. Jordan's eyes widened and he put a hand over his abnormal chest. "That's even worse!" He gasped. "Suck my ass!" I yelled. Arielle was still curled up laughing on the floor and I was already annoyed with this Jordan kid.

Jordan had ran off screaming and came back within a minute with a glass of cold water. "MAY JESUS FORGIVE YOU!" He shouted, throwing the cold water along with the cup at my head. I never planned on being naked, covered in cold water, passed out next to Arielle who couldn't stop giggling on the ground, and outside a restaurant all at the same time.

I woke up some time later and all I could feel was my cheeks burning. When I looked up I could see Arielle continuously slapping my face. "Is this necessary?!" I screamed as she sat back down on the concrete. "I wanted you to wake up", she chuckled. "How long has it been? Where's Kaydee?" I interrogated. "Do you ever just shut up and let me handle things?" She crossed her arms. "I'M STILL NAKED!"

"Yeah, about that, I totally lost Kaydee and plus, Jordan ran off with your clothes but I managed to get you a few leaves from that bush over there to cover all the areas no one needs to see", she explained. When I looked I had noticed one lead covering each of my nipples and a few over my genitals.

"You couldn't find anything else besides leaves?!" I scoffed, sitting back up, the leaves falling off of my nips. "Whatever, be happy you got covered. I could've left and you could've been lying here naked", she rolled her eyes. "Anyways, I gotta go home. I still have smartmusic I need to do", she said as she peeled off the ground, did a hair flip, and walked away.

"Areola! Wait!" I got up and ran towards her, the leaves falling off of me. "What Clay?" She groaned. "Can you give me a ride home?" I asked. "Yeah, I guess", she mumbled.