The Band Bible

Chapter 6

"TYLER! TYLER!" I screamed around the band hall. "What do you want? I'm literally right in front of you", Tyler snarled, crossing his long arms across his chest. "Arielle's looking for you", I replied. "What does she need?"

"Arielle needs you to be a male stripper", I said plainly. "Okay, I'm good at that. I didn't know Arielle was into the whole male stripping thing though", Tyler shrugged. "She's not, she's hiring you for someone else", I added. "Well I gotta go then", Tyler said, running off to the locker room where Arielle was.

About a half hour later I was in the locker room with Cameron and Arielle. Apparently we were waiting on the "stripper". Just a few minutes later Tyler walked in with leaves taped onto his nipples and briefs made of leaves too. "Oh my god! Tyler what are you wearing?!" I looked disgusted and so did Arielle, although Cameron looked pretty pleased.

"I'm wearing that same outfit you wore the other day. The leaf underwear was great, the leaf nipples were a nice touch though", Tyler explained. "I mean, this look really works for me, y'know? There's a reason why they call me Majestic Forest", Tyler winked.

"Why is Tyler a stripper? Why am I even here right now?" Cameron interrupted. "Why'd you have Clay's nudes?" Arielle asked, furrowing her eyebrows. "Hey! I'll ask the questions around here!" I snarled. "So, why'd you have my nudes fruity booty?" I interrogated. "Fruity booty?" Cameron his eyebrow. "Yeah, because you're fruity in the booty, duh", I rolled my eyes.

"You think I'm gay?" Cameron asked shockingly. "Yeah, there's no way you aren't", Arielle rose her eyebrows. "I'm not gay", Cameron insisted. "Even I know that's a damn lie!" Tyler added. "Whatever", Cameron rolled his eyes, hopping up off of the counter. "So am I getting paid or what?" Tyler threw a hand on his hip. "No", Arielle shook her head.

"I got dressed for nothing?!" Tyler shouted. "Yeah, get out,"