one good thing | second squad/reddit crew oneshots

Watch out! Its a trap.

(Hi lads nd lasses ummm if anyone wants to drop some ideas for me to write oneshots on that would be helpful. Mainly au's, written similarly to my apocalypse one shot cause that was fun. Anyways enjoy.)

"Henry everyone wants me to braid your hair." Ani looked over at Henry, who glared at her.

"No. We're not braiding my hair." He said. Ani's live chat was basically full of messages asking her to braid his hair.

"Why not?" She asked, drawing out her words.

"It's a video I need to film for my channel anyways- turning me into a girl. I'm not doing it live."

"Ooh! Ooh! Can I help?" Ani asked.

"Well, duh. I was gonna do it on this trip sometime soon."

"We're doing it now! Bye chat!" Ani said a quick goodbye to chat, which was now exploding with excitement. Henry raised an eyebrow.

"You wanna do it now?" He said.

"Yep! Get your camera!" Henry sighed, getting up a mumbled a little 'fucks sake' while he set up.

"Film on the bed or floor?" Ani looked skeptical.

"Well I would say bed but I don't want people to ship us."

"Don't worry no one ships us I'm already being shipped with Brandon and Kwite." He reassured. Ani nodded and he set up the camera facing the bed, and then sorted the lighting out.

"What's up epic gamers, today I'm here with Ani. And guess what we're not doing? Reddit videos."

"Oh so furry cringe?" Ani giggled.

"NO!" Henry widened his eyes comically and Ani laughed again.

"Today, Ani will be turning me into a 'trap'. Yes, I've seen the comments. Here we go." Henry finished, crossing his legs to face Ani. She dumped a pile of makeup in between them, also crossing her legs.

"Unless you want your hoodie ruined, take it off." Ani instructed.

"Uh, I'd rather not be shirtless in front of the camera." Henry said.

"Well, say goodbye to your hoodie." Henry sighed in response and pulled off his hoodie, leaning behind him to grab a pillow to cover his torso with. He definitely wasn't self conscious or anything- he could care less about Ani seeing him shirtless. It was more the crazy fans who'd made edits of him that he wasn't fully comfortable with. He hugged the pillow close, sighing and waiting for Ani to begin.

He flinched when he felt a wet sponge touch his face, recoiling backwards.

"What the fuck is that?" He said, raising an eyebrow.

"...foundation? I'm not trying to half ass this, Henry." Henry rolled his eyes and let her get on with it. He was somewhat used to eye makeup by now, he'd had it on a few times in the past from his girlfriend. Time passed relatively quickly, cracking jokes here and there.

"Can I pluck your eyebrows?" Ani asked, pulling away. Henry raised said eyebrow, looking down at her.

"No? This isn't a permanent thing, ya know." He reminded her.

"I won't overpluck, you have nice eyebrows. I just wanna clean around the edges." She said. Henry rolled his eyes.

"Okay, but I swear if I have no eyebrow left by the end of this..." this time, Ani rolled her eyes. She held the back of his head with one hand and the pluckers in the other. Gently, she began to plug the most stray hairs. "Ow, Oh fuck that hurts." He whined. Ani continued, evening his eyebrows out and leaning back to look at her work, nodding slightly. "Do girls do this often?" Henry asked, looking upwards to blink away tears and not upset the eye makeup Ani had spent time on.

"Well, not 'often' but yeah I do it occasionally."

"Jesus." Ani continued, filling in and concealing his eyebrows with a more female shape. "Right turn around so I can do your hair." Henry shifted, back to Ani and she began to brush his hair.

"This is an odd bonding time that I never expected." Henry hummed. Ani giggled a bit.

"Ooh, I've always wanted to use these!" Ani said, pulling out two little squishy donut rings. She slid them up the two pony tails sectioned off, and bobby pinned his hair into two, even space buns on either side of his head. "Right, turn back around." She giggled again at the sight of him. She pulled two strands at the front to frame his face, smoothing down stray hairs as she did.

"I think I'm done." She said. Henry stood up, looking in the view finder.

"Holy shit." He muttered. "I look like s girl." Truly, Ani had done a good job. "How do I put any clothes on now?"

"Incredibly carefully. I'll help." She grabbed his hoodie and used her hands to separate his face and the material.

"Right, shall we get the lads opinions?" Henry suggested. "By the way, they haven't a clue this is what we've been doing." He said towards the camera, which Ani had picked up.

Ani went first, marching into the living room where Kwite and Diesel were sat. They immediately saw the camera and flicked the TV off, looking up expectantly. Kwite felt odd when the cameras were out and he had no mask on, but he trusted the others to edit his face out.

"I present to you, Henrietta!" Ani said.

"Oh my... GOD!" Diesel and Kwite broke out into laughter at the sight of him.

"What the fuck?" Diesel managed between cracks of laughter.

"He's really a trap now..." Kwite muttered, still laughing.

"Hit or miss? I guess they never miss, huh?" Henry started, making Kwite and Diesel crack up again.

"A bi persons dream." Kwite winked at Henry, who burst out laughing.

"So you like?" Henry asked. The contrast of his boyish voice and feminine face set them all laughing again, Ani giggling behind the camera. "Is Brandon in his room?" He asked, getting a nod of confirmation from diesel. "Let's go!" Henry finger pointed at the camera, running to his room.

"Brandon?" Henry tapped on the door with his hand lightly.

"Yeah?" Brandon lay across his bed, laptop out and editing a video.

"Don't freak out." Henry called. Brandon sat up, raising an eyebrow. First, Ani came in, holding a camera... bit odd, but okay. And then Henry came in.

"Holy fuck!" Brandon shouted, eliciting a laugh from Kwite and Diesel who could hear the whole ordeal.

"So, opinions? Thoughts and good content for the video?" Henry prompted, winking. Brandon tilted his head.

"You look like a twitch thot." Brandon broke into loud laughter, along with Henry who let out a loud 'Pffffttt' before loud laughs escaped him as well.

"Nah, you don't have enough boobs to be a twitch thot." Ani said.

"Next video: getting breast implants to be a trap." He let out a laugh. "Please no one get offended at that..."

This is gonna suck to edit. Henry thought, leaving Brandon's room to retreat back to his and ani's, and figure out how to get all this shit off his face.