"hey nice fedora, man." said the emo guy.
"thanks pete." said the short guy with sideburns
"how did you know my name?" asked the emo guy
"I can r e a d m i n d s" said the short guy with sideburns
"bro that's sicc" said the emo guy
"it's pretty sicc" said the short guy with sideburns
the pete started blushing
the short guy with the sideburns and fedora said "a fedora would be hard to fit up your ass but okay"
"Hey wait i don't even know your name" said the pete
"I am Patrick tree remnants"
"hello Patrick let's go fuck now"
They went to a graveyard and made out on a gravestone
it said
RIP
Your virginity
So the pete took his clothes off
And the patrick took his clothes off
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
👉🏼👈🏼
They did their thing
Then they put their clothes back on
The Patrick put his fedora on
The pete put his eyeliner on
"Yo I got a souls voice" said the Patrick
"Yo I'm not joe" said the pete
"yo we should make a band" said the Patrick
"Yo and call it fall down boys"
"Yo fall down boys sicc"
So the fall down boys met some other fall down boys and started a band
And the Patrick's fedora will forever stay on the Patrick's head because it's how the fall down boys met
the ending is here you can leave now
YOU ARE READING
the other fedora fic
Fanficthis was just a joke for @swsptvobsessed but it's morphed into something else maybe it should be mature? idk -i wrote this like a year ago. it's very cringey, with a terrible lack of proper capitalization and punctuation, but it's also my most popul...
