I don't ship Deere, but Heere, I found this for you Jake/Jeremy fans
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Be More Chill as things me and my friends said during the last week:
Jeremy, Michael and Rich apartment hunting;
Michael: fuck the hell is wrong with this door???!
Jeremy: it's cold jesus
Rich: we need oil, or a key
Michael: maaayybeee, the owners should fix the door?!?
Jeremy: I GOT IT OPEN
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Christine: french is easy *looks at reading comprehension and sees 91773 words she doesn't know*
Christine: see, this says "french is harder than you think"
Chloe: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
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Chloe and Brooke in the cafeteria;
Chloe: what drink is that
Brooke: french vanilla, what about yours?
Chloe: triple triple
Brooke: wanna switch?
Chloe: yes.
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Rich and Jake walking around the city
Rich: woah, look at that person, they're so tiny and cute! *person runs off* Oh my god, they're so fast too!
Jake: if we had sex, that person would be the lovechild
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*jenna, Christine and Chloe in the caf*
Jenna: so I heard from Chloe that Dustin was chased by a dog
Christine: I TOLD YOU THAT
Jenna: I mean Christine, not Chloe
Chloe: *flips empty lunch tray* OUR NAMES ARENT THAT SIMILAR
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All the boys on a road trip
Jake: let me drive, let me drive, I'm a professional.
Michael, Jeremy and Rich: you backed into a ditch, you're not driving
Jake: I'll have you know it was PROFESSIONALLy backed into!
YOU ARE READING
Be More Chill - Oneshots
FanfictionMainly Boyf Riends Probably RichJake and Tree Bros But anychoo, enjoy! ((Writing this is probably one of the greatest decisions of my life.))
