The Lion Dream

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*a/n Very odd. Very a dream. Very bad grammar, I wrote this two years ago.

So me and these group of fugitive kids become fugitives because we supported marshmallows at a no sugar rally that kills the people who support sugar. We're all incredibly fast, but this story takes place outside my house in the middle of nature, and my house has an unreasonably large staircase. Anyways we were in a play, and I was Mr. Krabbs and some other guy was spongebob. We put on icecream costumes and pretended we hated sugar and this lady suggested we dress as marshmallows. And since we were "animals" we didn't need a cover screen. Yes we were wearing clothes under tha costumes but we were super scared. The rest of the crew were waiting in my house. Then our costumes malfunctioned and blew up. The a real icecream lady was super ticked, so they ordered everyone to kill us, since most were nonfat desserts and jungle animals.So we jump into the second story staircase window, and everyone is waiting. All the animals in tha house our asleep, so we hide in the library for the night. The next morning we go sneak breakfast, but a lion cub recognizes us in the kitchen and raises the alarm. We run up the stairs and a couple kids try jumping over the wall to the next flight of stairs, but don't make it and gets seriously hurt. But I tell Everyone to get back to the library and hide in the Master Bedroom. I jump on the bed first. And a huge lion starts to wake up. "I'm like oh crap" and jump in the floor. Once I do, the lions starts coming down and walks around my brothers crib. Some giraffe lady comes in and says his daughter is holding a lion king play, and one of the lion costumes is under the bed. I'm hiding on the opposite side under behind a bunch of suitcases. But the stupid lioness says "Theres a TRIANGLE under your bed!" Coz all fugitives have little triangle nicknames they're called triangles bc they can't be square or whatever. Anyways Giant Lion is SUPER angry and everyone is petrified as he chases me down the stairs. There's a place with a table and chairs that I went to before he could see, but he predicted it and made a wide arch towards me. My guys in the study are still safe tho so that's good. Then I run up the stairs into the MOST OPEN place, thus making it unpredictable, the library. Lion guys still hasn't seen coz we triangles are incredibly fast. So I draw a giant magic circle with some chalk that turns into a portal and all my fugitive buddies followed and the lions barely sees as we all teleport away. Then I wake up that dream was terrible

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