SNK One-Shots

(Erwin•Crazy!Reader) It's Not Funny

-SPECIAL CHAPTH, TO CELEBRATE 2000 VEIWS!!-

It was Halloween today, and you were 24. You and some friends were going dressed up as your favorite Anime. Unfortunatley, the man you liked, Erwin, looked just like the commander of the series. You were going dressed up as.

-DRUM ROLLS.....-

Commander Eyebrows!! But just the eyebrows. LOL

You, Historia, Sasha, and Ymir were all in Historia's mansion, each one of you getting dressed. You began pulling your (h/c) hair into a nice bun. You grabbed some temporary glue and put two fake yellow catterpilars on your eyebrows, wiggling them. Sasha let put a crazy laugh. "(Y/N) you look like Erwin!" Sasha exclaimed between laughter, making Ymir roll her eyes as she put her Frankenstein costume. "Stop it, idiot." She murmured. Historia was going as Aphrodite, and she was finishing putting her cat-eye liner. "Hold still, guys. Don't move me, please." She whispered, concentrated. Sasha was going as a giant potato, which made her try to eat herself. Lawl bro.

You tied your hair in a bun, and let some strands of your (h/c) hair loose, letting 'em frame your beautiful face. You tightened your Survey Corps jacket, and laughed along with Sasha.

"Let's get going, guys!" Ymir ran out, carrying all the bags.

"WAIT UP!!" Sasha yelled, running out.

-on the streets-

An hour had passed, and you already had 2 pounds of candy. Awesome, right?! It's because your costume was epicly awesome. I bet your momma is proud >:D

Suddenly, you bumped into someone. It was Erwin. He was with Levi and Hanji.

Levi was dressed up as a Mr. Clean guy, with a bucket for treats instead of bag. Lol

Hanji had a mad scientist costume on, and she had plastic broken glasses on. Her hair was crazy.

And Erwin... Erwin was dressed up as Darth Vader... LOL. He had his helmet on his hand, and they were heading to Jean's party, where the girls were headed too now.

"Hi- Erwin?!" You looked up to see Erwin staring at your eyebrows. Then, he placed a hand on his eyebrows, his eyes wide open.

"Is that how..." He trailed off, in shock. But you burst out laughing, causing everyone else to join in.

Even Levi.

"I-It's not funny!!" He argued, his tough voice cracking with embarassment. You finish your laughing stock and peck his cheek in a goody way.

He stares, dumbfounded.

You and the girls begin walking off.

"Ah, (y/n)! Wait for us!" Erwin yells, trying to catch up with your gang. Levi sighed and rolled his eyes. "I told you (y/n) would end up with Erwin! You owe me twenty bucks." Hanji laughed evilly. "Yeah, whatever weirda." Levi sighed, and they power walked up to Erwin.

Why?

BECAUSE ITS THE POWER OF WALK!! (get it? Lol im an ass)

Erwin caught up to you, blushing. You giggle. "So... That's how my eyebrows look?"

You nod, biting your lower lip in order to start a laugh attack. Erwin chuckles and makes a move, putting an arm around your shoulder.

"Well then, I must love my eyebrows."

"Shut up!!" You laugh like crazy, and lean in, kissing him.

And that night, with the Pina Ghouladas and more drinks going around, let's just say it ended in a hard, yet fun, way.

-EXTENDED ENDIIIIING!!-

You shifted slightly in an unknown bed, bolting right up. "BILL?!" You say in a drunken voice, and soon realize you are not.
You feel uncomfortable, and peek down under the sheets to see... you have no clothes on. Your eyes widen.

You hear shuffling, and look next to you. A blonde's hair is messy, and the back given on you. A light, toned and muscular back. You tower slightly above to see...

Erwin.

ERWIN?!

You could see, as well, he had no clothes on either. You could only think of one thing, that directly piped in your mind.

"Erwin?" You shake him slowly. His eyes slowly flutter open. "Yes?" He grumbles lowly, and shifts toward you. His eyes open slightly.

"Did we have sex last night?"

His eyes turn wide open and he stared at your naked form, hiding your top body half under the sheets, although yor breasts were still outlined.

"Oh, shit..." He mumbles under his breath and stares at you.