Maia: ONTHOMHOMIE, MOTHER, WHERE IS MY FRIGGIN' SHOE?!
Sister Lulu: Mmmm child u wann eat ma foot obi-wan kennobi
Maia: GO AWAY, BRUH. I'M WORKING ON THE PROJECT MRS. WARD GAVE ME. god damn my lil sis, shes...
Levi: Oi, shitty brat.
Maia: Oh-uh.... Hello, Corporal *cough* Hot Shorty *cough*.
Levi: *scoff* Your room is freaking dirty. Clean up a little, will you, retard?
Maia: Pfft ever heard of manners? *whispers while staring at poster of Levi on wall* AND STOOLS.
Eren: *randomly appears while crashingd out of window, lands on my unicorn pillow* HEY GUYS! What did I miss?
Levi: Cadet Jaeger, you're on cleaning duty for Oluo's bathroom for seven months.
Eren: WHAT DID I EVEN DO?!
Levi: ...For starters, you were born.
Maia: *blushes like Spain's tomatoes* Awwh ya little retards~ you be fighting over me. onhonhongonhomooemhomgom *manly frensh bc im frensh laugh xd* You guys are too hot... Or not... Nah, not.
Reader-chan: Umm... I think I entered to the wrong story. What the hell am I doing here anyway?! I just wanted to see Maia-chan's update!!
Yasmin (YasieQuazzani ); Nunununu, stay... *smiles evilly* For the battle of the empres shall begin...
Mora (cupcakeswonders ): Uhh... Yasie... What in Elsa's name are you saying?
Lulu: UGHFHEJDHHEHE!! MORA!! ENOUGH WITH THE SHITTING ELSAS!!
Mora: ... pfft whatevs. ur loss, bruh. *gets popcorn, watches everyone as she sits on couch next to Miku as she sings 'World Is Mine'*
Yasie: ...Where the fuck did Vicky and Miku come from....
Vicky (BadGeekVikki and Ballerina Tina): 瀬田くれ や だ 無比 瀬田 の も~ *sings world is mine with Miku*
Eren: DAFUqQQqQ?! Meh, anyways. ASSASIN OF THE RED SCARF OF THE CREED *whatever*, I SHALL MAKE YOU BE BORN!!
*Mikasa randomly appears in an assasin's creed black flag IV costume w/ beard and all*
Mikasa: Huehuehue, shorteh. *gets into battle position*
Levi: *summons God of Windex with magical power* Fucktards.
Maia: *cough* Asswipes... *cough cough so no one hears my rants XD*
*some pepl appear*
Luke (lukiger ): GOKU?! ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE VEGGETA IS HIDING AND NOT YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE?! *sighs and makes signatrw Popeye face (IM SRY LUKE BBYS PLZ IM SRY XD lukiger , MORA U TOO cupcakeswonders IF UR READING THIS TELL HIM IM SRY!!)*
Goku: I-I think you're rig- MAIA. DAFUQ ARE DOSE TWO DOING WITH A FRIGGIN ASIAN NINJA AND MR. CLEA-
Levi: THAT IS NOT MR. CLEAN, YOU IDIOTIC POWER RETARD!! THIS IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BRAND!! SHEES, BITCH!!
Maia: *stands on Wall Maria, pulls microphone out of ass (XD I JUST THOUGHT THAT) and begins singing This is How We Do. finishes song, and sings then El Himno Argentino (Arentinian Anthem) in a San Martin (an argentinian soldier, cuz im argentinian) voice*
Maia: OID MORTAAAALES, EL HIMNO SAAAGRAAADO?!
LIBERTAD.
LIBERTAD.
LIBERTAAAAAD!!~
Goku: KAMEKAME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAbitchesAAAAAAA!! *punches god of Windex*
Levi: *summons god of Oxiclean* DIE, BASTARDS.
Maia: *sighs, finishes singing, approaches Reader-Chan*
Reader-Chan: Uhh, Ms. Maia? *gulps*
Maia: *takes out England's magic wand* You ain't see anything. *waves wand*
Reader-Chan: *forgets about current event* Uh... Maia? What am I doing here?
Maia: *smiles like Joker (yeah, i can smile as big as him) and snaps fingers* THIS IS A DREEEEEAAAAM *talks like friggin Satan*
~
Reader-Chan: *wakes up in Kill a Kill cover bed* WAHWHAHHWSH!!
*looks around*
Reader-Chan: Well, it's for sure I'm never sleeping again.
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SNK One-Shots
Fanfiction-Updated: Few Drafts & Cover!- Including- boyXboy, girlxgirl, lime!scenes, fluff!scenes, ([PROBABLY lemon!scenes]) and normal!drafts Everyone loves the AOT/SNK characters! So I've made oneshots for both male and female genders! Please enjoy!
