Smii7y X OC.

Future US army officer.

The game began and it all looked highly, uh, annoying. Anti-cheating methods in place such as walls and reset zones. And I had not even started playing yet.

"Crumpet you fucking moron you have to do the click thing." Tyler shouted as he got hit into some near by water. My laugh was a little too high.

"Just because I am new to you guys does not mean I am new to this game. I mean, I am this game. Fuck you propeller hat." The white ball hit me and I was moved into one odd position but I suddenly managed to do the hole. No strokes.

"Ha. Suck on my chode you butt muncher." They were all baffled by my game play. I had not moved using a hit and yet I had done it. Then when the camera moved the white ball moved to where I had been and he got it completed.

"Smii7y. You need help. Talk to your vicar, therapist or someone. Just get help you sad and sadistic bitch." I cast down the mic as he got it. Not sure why I had reacted in such a way to him getting it.

"Alright boys. We have an angry Brit on our hands." As he said it we all seemed to wait for the joke to be made but I finally made it.

"I hope not. I'm 17 you pedophile." They had clearly not been thinking it as Tyler had then snorted and a girlish giggle was made by me as his snort.

"Bloody pig." I commented as he did this and realised that he was a pig as a character. It only got better.

"I-I didn't mean it like that." Smii7y was so busy laughing that we heard something fall and then we all lost it. The situation wasn't too funny but he had made it a thousand times better with his reaction.

Then I went to play the game. Finding the hole and scoring before anyone was able to cuck me. I had managed to do relatively well due to this and luckily I finished at the time I did as Mason walked into my room as high as a kite. Nothing smelling all too good around him.

"Mason. Go to your room. You is being all high. Probably so high that sentence made sense." His eyes red and skin a different sort of shade.

"We are all getting take out. You want some? It's going to be Chinese." I nodded and tried to waft him out. But he kept asking what it was I wanted. And sometimes trying to kiss my lips. Mainly because Tyler kept shouting it.

"Mason, I don't want to kiss you. I will just have what you guys don't. At this rate you will be so high you won't be able to have any of it. This is bad." He left finally and I closed the door. The earphones turned to a lower volume and then I continued with the map. I was halfway through the time given so not too bad.

I went on to win the game. People gave a loud shout and I ended my recording there as I wanted to be ready for my dinner that was surely due in a moment.

"Oy. Can we get your number so that we can do more recording? I have seen you in some CS:GO montages with the misfits." Anthony gave as I went to end the call.

"Vanoss has it. Can he give it to you? I got a new number with the move and my phone is dead." Vanoss agreed and talked about a group chat. I agreed and hung up on them all. I had their discord and so that would be a way we could have talked if he forgot.

As if on cue the door rang as I got into the front room. I grabbed the money off of the fireplace and opened the door. The boys had probably all returned to smoke outside so I left them to it for some more time.

"Thanks." I took the bags and handed the money over. A smile being given and eyes meeting for a brief second. He was attractive but not my type.

"Alright fuckboys. Dinner is here." The door hadn't closed yet and so the delivery man could be heard laughing as he moved to his car. Leaving us alone again.

"I want all of the chips." I gave one bit of it all to each of them. Their plates covered in a hint of it all. Poppadoms topping each of the meals. I sat between them all. None of them were as bad as Mason so I felt relieved for it.

"You don't look as we expected. I mean you must be aware of the fact that we all sort of thought you were a guy in his 20s. Not some short brunette with a thicc ass and tits. I am too high to have this conversation. Already I am regretting it." I laughed whilst eating the rice and chicken that was at the top of my plate.

"Thanks. I think you meant it as a sort of compliment. I'll take it." We sat in no silence as we joked and laughed. Mainly making fun of the oh so high Swaggers because of his height.

"Right. Stand next to me. We can do some height comparison." We both placed our hot food down and stood side by side. I was by far shorter than him. I wasn't even high and yet I couldn't stop laughing. Once again the pixie came out.

A quick photo was taken that showed how tall he was compared to me and after a short edit of our faces being coloured out and our identities concealed the photo was up.

My phone had been charging and so I then turned it on, to see what was the product. I was not disappointed as a picture of us both showed how much taller Swaggers was.

Smii7y ~22:36

Is Crumpet tall?

Swaggersouls ~22:36

No. She is a little above average for a girl but I am really that short. So, she laugh like a pixie and as tall as a pixie.

Crumpet. ~22:37

I hope you both die by walking into door frames. Or something that short people can never reach.

Smii7y ~22:37

Oof. You got me there. How will I live now that you have said this?