Smii7y X OC.

Richard.

Buzzing and vibrating brought me from the deep slumber I had been in. Hopes of more sleep were lost when I saw that it wasn't an alarm but a phone call instead. I sighed and wiped my face. And looked in the mirror. A smile starting as I noticed my freckles were growing darker and I loved them. Splattered across my nose and cheeks slightly.

"Hello?" My voice was slightly deeper than usual as sleep claimed it. The other person seemed far more chipper as they spoke like sleep wasn't ever needed. As if caffeine was all a person needed.

"Hey Crumpet. Do you fancy making a video with us? We are currently on UNO with the three of us. We are in pairs so you know how it be." I wiped my eyes a little more and agreed quietly.

"Let me brush my teeth and I will be there. So, five minutes because I have to walk and I am so tired." He laughed and then the call was ended. My toothbrush found and then my toothpaste and the mint hit my teeth.

I signed in after a second and brought my hair up into a plait as my computer loaded. At odd moments I had to let one hand be as free as could be to type until discord started and a code was sent to me.

"Alright fuckboys. I am here with three of the lads from the banana bus squad and we are going to play UNO. Next it will be some other friend destroying game like monopoly because we hate eachother. Anyway, let us go." My intro was done and soon I found the lobby to be entered.

"Ah, Crumpet. There you are. Let's go." As he said this the game started. I was on a team with the Smii7y dude. He seemed chill and I liked his jokes normally.

"Right. Do da ting." Just as Evan had said it I jumped in. He shouted and I laughed at his voice. His skip had not had the desired sort of result. He ended up being skipped and Smii7y got his turn.

"Smii7y. Is that your real face?" I asked and knew full well he may lie so I googled his face and saw the truth. Even skipping a little through his face reveal video showed his face.

"Yes bitch. Only a gamer such as myself can be as beautiful as this. Honestly. I mean if you were a little less socially awkward I would say that you were hitting on me." He really was a piece of work.

"Shame I am too busy in daycare otherwise I would be in, where, Texas. Just to see that face that belongs to John you lying bitch. He is far fitter than you and your tiny brunette looking ass." He hit his desk to show anger as we all laughed.

"I mean. If you looked like that I would but you see, you look like you should have been born in Alabama not Canada." He went to say something to me but then it clicked and a laugh was heard.

"I look inbred. Wait, we're on the same team so why are you going for me? I mean, come on. Fuck you too bitch." My laugh must have carried through the call as they then set off mocking me.

"Cameron wasn't joking yesterday when he said you laugh like a pixie." Evan told me and I turned a little red. Annoyed at myself for my laugh.

"It's better than my witch cackle I had when I was little. Thank fuck I grew out of that shitty stage." All the time this was going on we played. Hardly paying much attention to the actual game.

"I am going to have to edit all of this." I gave a sigh and wiped my face with my hands as a way of clearing my mind.

"Just do what I do. Don't." Nogla droned on and I shook my head. Then realised that the boys couldn't see my face so that was doing nothing.

"I just shook my head. Full on, as a response but you see Nogla. I have just come out as a female and lost almost a million subscribers so I can't suddenly stop editing. I need the views and I need the money. Tempted to start a career as a stripper. I will get more for my time." They seemed surprised by my announcement and they didn't seem to even believe me.

"Seriously. I went from nearly five million to just over four million." Then a plus four was laid and Nogla shouted as he laid another one. Only for me to lay one.

"Plus 12." Evan had fallen victim to the large sum of cards and he complained for the whole game.

"I swear. If you continue to complain then I am off. Going to go and find all of my not so loyal followers in and amongst the KKK meeting happening down the road." Evan took my threat the best.

"Um. No borthor. I need a team member and Al Dusty won't do because you see. We have a plan. A plan." He seemed to be suggesting something and I had no clue.

"The plan where I leave?" He laughed whilst telling me not to. An attempt to get me to stay was had and I had no clue what to lay as it was my turn.

"Middle card." Smii7y shouted and I clicked on it. Not sure of what to do. And then he led us to victory. I blindly followed and kept watching. Trying to figure it out. Even after I had laid the last card the plan wasn't one I had figured out.

"I had no clue for any of that. Now, I want to eat some breakfast so must be off for my usual cereal." I closed UNO and then went to hang up on the boys.

"Why don't you eat and play? We are going for Gmod next. If you fancy it with a few of the others. John, Jay and Anthony. Possibly Brock." I thought about the suggestion and I debated.

"Okay. Just let me get food." I left it as it was and clicked mute on my mic to keep them in silence from my end. So I could chew with no comments from the boys.

As I returned my phone went off and I gave it some thought before picking up. My food on my desk and my earphones laid on the side.

"Hello. No I am not. Well, I can't have been, oh. Well, have you thought about telling him or his family? Oh, well, I don't know. I live in a house with six males. All of which spend their lives high. No because 16 is legal in the UK. I know but you weren't thinking if you thought that could happen. I mean, I live in Australia. Who? Are you kidding me? That is why you don't get fake IDs. No Geraldine, I am a light weight. I get drunk off one bottle of beer. I can't help I am so sorry. Look, did-did you just call me a whore? I am sorry I thought you were the pregnant 17 year old here and not me. Damb right. Anyway, I am busy so talk to you later when you learn to be kind."