NCT Ships Things 2

3 (2Tae)

"There, right there!" Akari pointed at Taeyong across the room, seemingly concentrated on his work his boss gave him. Yangyang - one of her close co-workers - shot a confused look at her as he scanned the older male.

"Look at that tan, that tinted skin. Look at the killer shape he's in." Zooming closer to him, the younger boy's cheeks dusted pink and bit his bottom lip.

"Look at the slightly stubly chin," She closed one of her eyes, focusing on his pointed-like chin of the male. "oh please he's gay, totally gay." Akari smirked, crossing her arms.

"I'm not about to celebrate." Youngho slid between them, copying her movements. "Every trait could indicate, the totally straight expotriate." He raised an eyebrow, pointing at him and back at her.

"This guy's not gay, I say not gay."

"That is the elephant in the room." Dejun joined in on the little investigation. "Well, is it relevant to assume, that a man who wears perfume-."

"Is automatically matically fay?" Kunhang cut him off with a grin, the slightly older boy bonked him on the head and pouted.

"But look at his quoft and crispy locks." Jisung referred to his jet black hair and now gestured at his socks. "Look at his silk translucent socks."

"There's the eternal paradox, look at what we're seeing." All of them raised an eyebrow at Youngho, who leaned against the table of Akari.

"What are we seeing?" She asked him, nudging the eldest.

"Is he gay-?"

"Of course he's gay!" Chenle exclaimed.

"-Or Asian?" He finally added after he butted in.

The question made everyone think carefully, letting out an Ohhhh in unison.

"Gay or Asian? It's hard to guarantee." Donghyuck suddenly popped out of nowhere and made eye contact with Mark across from him, beside Kunhang. "Is he gay or Asian?"

Literally everyone turned to Mark, who sweat dropped and stuttered out, "W- Well, hey! Don't look at me."

"You see, they bring their boys up different," Jungwoo said, sitting in front of Yangyang. "in those charming foreign ports, they play peculiar sports."

"In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!" Youngheum blurted, causing Youngho to nearly jump and gave him a glare.

"Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks." Akari glanced at the calendar everyone has resting on their table in the office.

"They will say things like ciao bella while they kiss you on both cheeks." Jaemin winked at Akari, who became flushed at the gesture and waved him off.

"Oh please!"

"Gay or Asian? So many shades of grey." Doyoung tsked, mumbling it under his breath for the group that crowded near Akari's desk could hear.

"Is he gay or Asian? Or-." Jisung was sadly cut off when Lucas started.

"There! Right there!" He pointed at Taeyong who smirked as he read a letter from someone, crumbling it and yeeting it into the rubbish bin. "Look at that condescending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work."

They narrowed their eyes at him, but he didn't take notice of it. "That is a metro-hetro jerk! That's guy's not gay, I say no way!" He growled.

"That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to presume, that a hottie in that costume." Dejun and Kun sang in unison, smirking.