i hate me.
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Kaminari: S[he] Be[lie]ve[d] *sheds single tear*
Kirishima: ...Sbeve...?
Bakugo, listening from afar: how the fuck did he say that?
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Monoma: Kendo, you're my first murder. Shinso, you're my second.
Shinso: *slides 10$ across table*
Monoma: ...?
Shinso: make it first.
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Kendo: according to this website, when you can't sleep at night it means someone else is up thinking about you
Shinso: who the fuck is thinking about me at 3am??
Monoma: *sweats profusely*
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villain: *shoots at Tetsu and misses*
Tetsu: hit or miss? i guess they never miss, huh?
Honenuki: You gotta boyfriend i bet he doesn't kiss ya, muah!
Kendo: just shoot him again.
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Kendo, texting: hey, do you have anxiety prime?
Kendo: *amazon
Shinso: yeah i got both, why?
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Monoma: dude imagine being like... gay or something?
Shinso: we've slept together at least six times.
Monoma: okay but that's not like... gay gay, you know?
Shinso: Neito you're literally a bottom.
Monoma: NeiTo yOu'RE LitErALLy A BOtTom, shut up, Hitoshi!
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FanfictionThe title says it all. Head Canons and Skitz !! This is just me putting the BakuGang in dumb ass situations. Oh and a couple other UA students, yee. Ships involved: Bakugou x Kirishima Kaminari x Sero Shinsou x Monoma Mina x Everyone Tetsutetsu x Ke...
