✔ Your Bias is my Housemate!

Chapter 7 - Drunksé

"Hnnngg.." I moaned as I stretched. I opened my eyes and found no one. I sat up and looked around.

"Jisoo unnie?! Lisa?!" I called out but no answer. I giggled when I sat right back down as soon as I stepped out of bed.

"Jennie or anne unnie or whatever?" Nada. I gasped. Did they go to narnia?

"No fair! Wait for meee!" I opened anne unnie's closet but they weren't there anymore.

"They left me." I mumbled. I stood up and made my way to anne unnie's mini ref in her room.

"Sending jisoo home with lisa. Be back." A note says, stuck with magnet on the ref. Liars! They went to narnia without me! I scratched my throat, feeling thirsty.

"Elk!" I looked at what I just drank. Heineken? It looks like sprite from the outside. Whatever. I'm going home. I scrambled to write at the memo left for me. I wrote "Traitors! I'll go home to my yoda."

I got out of the house and thankfully a taxi just stopped by. I told the driver the address.

"Uhmmm... chaeng?" I squinted at the driver.

"Ppali! My yoda is waiting!" I yelled. I hear someone chuckle

"Is she always like this?" Lisa shook her head

"Should we take her back to bed?" They nodded at each other

"Where are you taking me?!" I struggled and made a move to run away

"Okay. Okayy! Sheesh. We have no choice but to bring her home." I happily clapped my hands when I saw sight of my house. I thanked the driver.

"Is she gonna be okay?" Lisa worriedly glanced at rosé

"I don't know... she gets really drunk with even just a single shotglass. should we-- nevermind. She probably's flat on her floor by now." Lisa looked at where anne is looking. And sure enough, rosé has already gotten in.

"Just a sec." Lisa ran to rosé's door and made surw it's locked.

"Safe?" Anne opened her car door for lisa.

"Safe." Lisa hopped in and jennie went back to the driver's seat.

"Good. Just two of us then. Road trip?" Anne blasted off her speakers

"Hell yeah!" They drove away the Cupid's cabin without hearing the desperate cries of a certain giant.

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"Yodaa~" I giggled.

"Here yoda yoda yoda~~" I called out as I stumbled in. I laughed when I dropped to the floor.

"Shhh." I silenced myself. I took off my shoes and just left it in the hallway. I scanned the room and found him in bed!

"Oh no." My voice cracked. His topless lifeless body. His eyes were closed! I quickly stood up and ran to his side

"Yodaaa! I'm sorry! Don't dieee!" I wailed as I cradled his head.

"Wh-what the hddhgduehdg!" My eyes twinkled

"That's it! Fight! fight for your life!" I'm hugging him from behind and he's responding. His hands shot up straight like trying to reach for something.

"Can't--bre-eathe" his hands grasped my arm tightly which is around his neck. Awwee.

"That's right! Don't follow light!" I cheered. He made choking noises.

"What?" I stopped hugging him so I can hear what he's saying

"A-are you.." he turned around to face me.

"Trying to kill me?!" He scooted away. My eyes watered. My lips started shaking.

"You're aliiiiveee!" His eyes went wide and tried to get on his feet but already jumped on him.

"Yoda! Alive you are!" I held his ears and flapped it like dumbo's

"Aww! Stop that!" He grabbed both my hands firmly.

"Are.. are you drunk?" I giggled

"Of course not silly! I have a veeerryyy low tolerance." He just stared at me and rolled his eyes

"What do I do with you urhghhh!" He growled. His hands reached out to his hair and pulled on it, freeing mybhands

"Ooh." I looked down. Something soft is poking me. I moved so I can see it, while he's still grumbling to himself.

"Squishyyy!" I suealed in delight and touched it. It twitched, making me hold on it tighter. He gasped.

"Squishy? Bad squishy!" I pouted when it became hard.

"That's it woman!" He held my arms and pushed me off of him.

"My squishyy!" I reached out to his boxers?

"You're kidnapping my squishhy!." I yelled. He quickly covered mouth. He looked for something, scanning around the room. He stood up and went near his cabinet. Knelt, then opened his drawer.

"Mine!" I whispered and crawled behind him then grabbed the dangling squishy making him jolt

"Why is it stuck to you?" My brows furrowed as I tried my best to push and pull. I just realized how long it is. He tried to stand up but I moved my hand faster so I can remove it from him. He dropped back kneeling. He was breathing heavy. Uh-oh, is he gonna die again? But I can't give up my squishy! I'm gonna free you. He groaned and punched the cabinet making me stop.

"You are gonna regret this." He pinned me down to bed. Stradling me.

"You are such a pain! Why did you get drunk and blah blah blah." I bit my lips, feeling a strange sensation at the pit of my stomach. Squishy was rubbing against me making me feel good.

"Are you listening to me?!" I moaned. I arched my hips to meet the squishy thingy. He froze

"This feels so good. Moree!" He quickly stood up and ran to the shower room

"Waaaaaaah! Uuuuuurggghhhh!" I drowsily looked at the door to the bathroom. I looked down to my private area and touched my lower abdomen.

"That felt good." I pouted then laid down.

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I woke up feeling happy. I stretched and sighed. I opened my eyes and turned to my left and immediately sat right up as I meet the cold gaze of... yoda?

I looked around and noticed I'm at home, in ny bed. Crossing his space.

"H-how? How did I get home?" I racked my brain thinking about it.

"You. Don't. Remember. Anything?"! He seethed.

"Let me think." I concentrated on the wall.

"Nothing." I pouted. He looked up the ceiling and breathed in and out. He grabbed the plush pillow and pressed it on his face then screamed. Uh-oh, he's going crazy.

"It's okay.. we can talk about your problems." I rushed to his side and patted his back. He stood up and glared at me. He pointed at me then grabbed his things. His wiast was in my line of sight then I remembered something. Something horrendous.

My eyes went wide and my jaw slacked, which I immediately closed and acted as if I still didn't remember anything when he glared at me one last time before storming out of the house.

"Squishy? Squishy?!! You idiot!" I whisper -yelled with my hands pulling my hair, as soon as the door shut. Then more fragments of my stupidity came flooding through my head

"Omg omg omg! You choked! And groped him!" I jumped on the bed screaming

"I gave him a hand job! My hand's not a virgin anymore! No wonder he looked like a zombie and was pissed. Uwaaaaah!" I covered myself with the blanket and dieeee.