Thats The Shit I Dont Like *The 2012 Edition*

Author's Note: Once Upon A Time

Once Upon a Time a girl called Silesia was bored to tears by her english teacher talking about non fiction writing. She began to daydream about a story idea she'd had on her mind for days and completely zoned out. Her teacher had walked over and asked her a question, however she was way too into her zone that she calls Silesia's Space to hear it .__. Her english teacher told her she had to concentrate more in english class, she was told she daydreams too much and has to learn to listen, especially when her teacher is teaching the class non fiction writing.

As a punishment for not paying attention Silesia was forced to write a short essay on a topic she feels strongly about. Either to persuade or to argue. Strictly non fiction. As Silesia trudged home, depressed as hell, an idea came to her. What if she took this non fiction assaignment and made it fun?????

She was allowed to choose her essay title afterall, what if she argued against something that irritated the hell out of her?

I know I just wrote that a bit like a story but I swear the rest of the book is non fiction! Its just me having a moan at things in life that irritate me. Quite honestly I do this for fun and I dont mean to offend anyone but if I do I'm sorry in advance.

Hopefully I will prove my english teacher wrong when I write this. She says I my writing is flimsy and I procrastinate too much and thinks I cant write in an argumentative and confident non fiction style.

Can I prove her wrong?

WARNING THIS CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE - You are about to enter the ghetto rude part of Silesia's Space .__.