Rick Ross and His Titties

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I do not have a problem with the whole MMG crew or the songs they make, it is just Rick Ross and his fucking titties.

Rick Ross and his titties are terrifying the nation. I remember watching Nicki Minaj's 'I am your leader' video and having Rick Ross appear at some table shirtless with his bloody titties flopping all over the damn place. Its scary, very scary and all I want to know is when it became acceptable for Rick Ross to seat himself at tables, shirtless? Not only does Rick Ross have an undesirable looking chest but it is covered in tatoos which just makes it more ugh. I dont mind tatoos before y'all start commenting about that, but the fact Rick Ross doesnt have a nice chest and he covered it in tatoos that you cant even fucking see or understand. C'mon son.

Lord help us if this nigga ever decides to crowd dive .___.

My brother thinks Rick Ross is amazing and that 'his bars are tight' and that gives him (Rick Ross) the right to appear on other peoples songs barking like a dog,flaunting his titts everywhere. Well no. Just no.  I am quite fed up of watching a perfectly good music video and seeing him appear, especially when he brings his fucking titties with him. There is enough space under there to plant a fucking forest.

This leads me to my next point, Rick Ross's motherfucking beard. It looks like a hedge, a big black hedge growing off his fucking chin. Beards are not an issue but that thing Rick Ross has growing off his face is a disgrace and someone needs to introduce him to a fucking razor.

I dont like Rick Ross at all. I dont mind his rapping but his face ew no.

The way he be hopping onto all these sexual songs is sad. My nigga no one wants to be making love to the sound of your voice. K bye.

Thank you to all the people who replied to me on my message board, this was my reason behind asking that question.

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