Thats The Shit I Dont Like *The 2012 Edition*

Facebook

Facebook is old and overrated. I regret getting it and am on the brink of de activating that shit. Thank the lord for Twitter, Instagram and Wattpad.

So I log on to facebook for the first time in like centuries and I see these annoying moany bitches throwing subs at each other through statuses and comments and complaining about their love lives through captions on their slutty ass pictures.

Can you fucking not? Like seriously I have better things to see online than your fucking tits all up on my screen with the caption "They all chase me but I only have eyes for you....Why wont you look at me twice?" Lets see, you are half naked, with your phone pointed at a dusty mirror in your dusty bathroom, with a toilet in the background ... Yeah babes you so damn appealing!!! I have no idea why he wont call you back *insert sarcasm here*

We shall not get into those dumb attention seeking whores who upload 20 pictures in one day with the captions 'No Make Up' or 'I'm so ugly *bbm sick face*  BIIIIIITCH. You know fully well that you would not have even considered uploading a picture that you thought was ugly. All you attention and compliment seekers need to find a hole and sleep in it. Forever.

As for these bitches throwing subs -___________-

I hate this shit because they will act tough as hell on facebook but in school they turn into the biggest pussyholes. Example of a typical 'facebook warrior' status.

Status: Set by Julie Da'Baddest Gomez at 2:04pm

I hate that whore Lucy Jones she is such a slut. Sleeping with her friends ex. I cant stand her and I swear when I see her I am going to destroy her life. #TrillNigga

-12 likes -15 Comments

(side-note)  if you have a facebook name like that please dont let the logout button hit you on your way to bed -____-

Then they come to school and be like "Oooh she's lucky we have class right now" Or "I am not even going to waste my energy on that hoe." Getting the whole school hyped up about a fight for nothing. Dumb attention grabbing fool.

So I guess it is not facebook I hate, Its the people on it who I cant stand.

It's no wonder I spend so much time in cyber world and my imagination. Reality sucks.

Facebook, and the people on it, Thats The Shit I Dont Like