Thats The Shit I Dont Like *The 2012 Edition*

Pink Hair

This is a few pieces of the essay I did for english class mixed with fresh ideas I got as I wrote it out on here. I may have added a couple bad words here and there but hey, its not like my english teacher will see this!!!! 

Note: This was written with the sole purpose to harshly persuade. I dont mean to be too harsh lmfao

Before any of you comment ''Bahja!!!" or ''Nicki Minaj?'' Or "OMG Girlz :O" None of those people were my inspiration for this, I genuinely hate that nasty shade of pink everyone thinks its okay to dip their head in.

Pink hair is an abomination,a disgrace. Whoever invented pink hair dye needs to go back to the cheap tacky hair salon they crawled out of. Unless its for carnival or a fancy dress party pink hair should not be acceptable by anyones standards.  It needs to be banned, right now.

If you are reading this thinking "Whats wrong pink hair though?" Then you are obviously delusional and need to re evaluate life. Pink hair is a cry for help and attention and the sooner we ban it the sooner people stop making stupid attention seeking choices, yes choices because we all know pink hair is something you do to yourself or something a very very mean hairdresser does to you, because pink hair is a choice, no a mistake, that only the most foolish of people make.

"Freedom of expression" is something that comes up a lot when talking with my friends about the monstrosity that is pink hair however I think that as a society we need to start moving away from all this ''Freedom of expression'' shit and start facing facts. Nothing is wrong with deciding to dye you hair, I mean I have brown highlights on the left side of my head and my best friend gets reddish brown and black extentions all the time, nothing is wrong with that and that is acceptable and in most cases it can be viewed as your own fucking personal style. Now walking round looking like you just poured a jug of week old cool aid on your head aint personal style or freedom of expression, its a cry for help. If you are reading this and you have pink hair, I hope you have some hair dye remover because quite honestly I dont think you understand what you have done to yourself. 

Do you realise that if you are going for a job interview no one is going to want to hire a fool with bright pink hair! Youre not a powerpuff girl so if you want a shot at a decent life stay away from the pink hair dye. I repeat, stay away from the abomination that is pink hair dye.

Pink Hair .... Now Thats The Shit I Dont Like