~Ya'll im so sorry for not updating....I recently got into Incorrect Quotes and wanted to make a few~
Enoch: [Walks by]
Jake: What an ass
Horace: [looks at Enochs ass] I know
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Jake: Hey did you eat my powered doughnut?
Ricky: [mouth full of doughnuts] no
Jake: then why is there power on you jeans?
Ricky: that's cocaine
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Emma: The glass is half empty.
Enoch: I think the glass is half full.
Emma: I think you're full of shit.
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Jake: {Gets down on one knee}
Horace: Omg it's finally happening
Jake: [Ties Shoelaces]
Horace, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing crocs
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Olive: Here you are, Claire. A nice hot cup of coffee.
Claire: Oh, it's cold.
Olive: A nice cup of coffee.
Claire: It's horrible!
Olive: Cup of coffee
Claire: I don't think it's coffee.
Olive: Cup.
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Millard: I don't think you should be drinking so much coffee...
Hugh: Coffee cures depression.
Hug: More espresso, less depresso
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Enoch: Well, I guess I haven't died yet so it's time to work.
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Mill.: What's wrong with Jake?
Hugh: He didn't take the alcohol very well.
Jake: I'm going to steal the Deceleration Of Independence!
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(This one is me and my friends talking and i wanted to put it in here lol)
Emma: [hugs Jake from behind]
Jake: I love you
Brownyn: You do realize that she's watching your show.
Jake: Ya, but I still love you.
Hugh: And now she's eating your food.
Jake: But I still love her
Enoch: Goddamnit you fucking Idiot!
Enoch: [Slaps Jake upside the head]
Emma: I love you too, Jake
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Ms. P: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Horace: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Millard: Drunk
Enoch: Wasted
Jake: Dead
