DAMN ANNIE. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BAD MEMES
lmao im not sorry
We have a few special guests. Introducing "The Office" ,"Brooklyn 99", "Umbrella Academy", and "Stranger Things"!
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Jake: Rules are made to be broken.
Ms. P: They were made to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.
Jake: Uh...piñatas?
Olive: Glow sticks.
Hugh: Karate boards.
Millard: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
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Jake: "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that?
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Hugh (and like everyone else in the story lmao) : Anyways, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out homies.
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Horace: Would I rather be feared or loved?
Horace: Easy. Both.
Horace: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
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Olive: There is such thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
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Enoch: It's a little bit early for ice cream, don't you think?
Bad Ass Ms. P: It's never too early for ice cream, Enoch.
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(Another quote made by me lmao plz send help)
Emma: We need to go help Ms. P.
Enoch: With...?
Emma: Stop fucking watching movie trailers and help us!
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Ms P.: What happened?
Hugh: I don't know.
Mill.: All i remember is hearing Jake say "I swear it will be funny."
Enoch: And then, we were in jail.
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[double date]
Emma and Jake: [both reach for the chicken, but fingers touch at the same time.]
E & J: [looks in each others eyes as romance songs start playing]
Horace and Enoch: [both reach for the chicken, but fingers touch at the same time.]
Enoch: Get the fuck off my chicken.
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Mill: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Hugh: Italian for dinner?
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Hugh, unable to sleep: Jake, what time is it?
Jake, also awake: I don't know. Pass me that recorder.
[Jake plays the recorder]
Enoch: who the fucK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?!?!?!?
Jake: It's 2 am
