Commentary Crew + more~ oneshots

Coming out of the closet

"guys I'm coming out of the closet."
Will announced while climbing through the open window of alex and George's apartment.

"what the fuck? Why are you here?"
George said, looking up from his phone.

"Omg I knew you were gay! ✨🌈"
Alex said.

Will leapt towards alex and slapped him.

"You dumb gay bitch I am no such thing."

Will started foaming at the mouth by cause of his chronic rabies. George stared in horror as celebrity WillNE scarfed up Imallexx's head. George started to make snake noises.

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WILL YOU SNAKE ALEX'S 50K WAS GOING TO PAY THE BILLS."

Will turned into a wolf.

"you're discriminating towards me. I'm a furry and proud. I'm coming out of the closet as a furry-"

Alex's headless body slid to the floor off of the couch.

"-not a gay boy. I'm not gay and being gay is gay. And I'm not gay because that's gay."

Pyrocynical was in the closet filming.

Will howled. And pyrocynical burst from the closet also transforming into a furry. George was cornered by two big lads.

"LEAFY CLONE!"

George screamed in terror. Pyro exploded. One more to go.

"you'll never be as thicc as Stephen."

Will died.