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CROSSROADS (1 year anniversary)

i dont know when exactly but ill pretend this is the story's one year anniversary (its legal now boyz)

mmmmmmmm

The story starts with a camera panning over woody from Toy Story's eyes (with the cinematic black bars)
"listen here bucko"
he reaches for his pistol, fire in his eyes, "your mom gay..."
William grits his teeth, beads of sweat forming on his quadrilateral face, "no..."
He unhooks his M16 assault rifle from his back
"you."
BAM BOOM THERES STUFFING EVERYWHERE.
woody san is dead.

will frowns, the tumble weeds rolling in the back of his screen as he leans down to wipe off his cigarette on the chest of his fallen enemy, "no hard feelings." He stands, his black hair and dead trim billowing in the wind. He took his empty hand and fisted his ass, shitting and coming as he pulled his bloody hand out, inside was chris brown completely naked and covered in butter and dirt.
"mmmmmmh, chris breezy." he placed a kiss on his favourite wife beater, Christof.
the camera pans to a cocoon off in a saloon, the bar was run down but far from no life was in there.  See this may have been imalan's gooey alien biome at some point in time, but he was slain thousands of years ago by a now lost duo "the virginity fighters" who killed alan, the source of all virginity. Currently, here is being held the longest lasting orgy with none other than Jared leto, Pyrocynical, Crit1kal, Ninja, miniminter, beyonce and callux's fleshlight. theres so much cum at this point that the cocoon has an extra 3 more layers of caramelised cum and it was chris brown and Willne who would stop it because according to our president peter griffin "thats gay."
(homophobia is big in the year 4000 but also simultaneously 1800s)

Will got on his tofu square (theres no more animals in the 4000s but also the 1800s) chris brown hopping on shortly after to venture to the next town a few rivers over. from the first bridge arose George memeulous, standing at a hesky 3'3, his large two satchels full with his massive collection of sex toys (almost as large as that of NFKRZ's sex toy labyrinth down in the underground of Detroit).

"It is I! Sextilioth Georg The Third!"
He screeched with his stupid gay voice.

"i know. and youre smelly."
Said Chris brown, wrinkling his chafted eyebrows.
chris unsheathes his sword, long and thick (unlike his cock). Will put his hand out to stop him.
"no, not yet we may need him."
Gerg squinted, his gooey bottom asshole pulsating around his 2 month old butt plug. The horny little cumdumpster fuck goblin george pulled out his longest thickest dragon dildo.
"im a top. and im not into hookups."

will groaned,
"listen, you little blue fuck. I have a wife, his name is stephen? you're too short to take my hog so what else do you want?"

"fuck man idk like some fuckn starbucks?"
"k"
they fed him some tofu (drugged with 12 acid tabs) and dragged him along to the next bridge. chris brown quivered as he felt the ground below start to rumble.

"W-worldwide chan!"

Pitbull raised from the dirt, a whole avocado in his hand as he took a bite out of it. "uwu owo uwu U-uh" he looked down shyly "can i pweese ywiff someone? i-ive been-" he sweated profusely, "i pwacticed- ówò"
Will grinned tossing george's lifeless body to him,
"he was lookn for a shag."

"uwu." Pitbull sprouted cat ears and a cat tail and turned into a furry and 👅😳🤚🥵yiffed him hard. gerg moaned intot he wind so loud that even deaf crippled chris could her him as the tofu rode into the town....
The end?