Poopityscoopity my dude

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So there Niall was sitting with George. George started hyperventilating.

"lol gay."

Nail said. He slapped George until he came to.
Pyrocynical just hummed.

"so like you know that moment when you have A series of muscle contractions in the genital region that is accompanied by sudden release of endorphins. That normally accompanies male ejaculation as a result of sexual stimulation, and it also occurs in females as a result of sexual stimulation?"

"lol what."

"I don't know fam."

They turned into dirty Americans and sk8ed away with their juul and dock martins.

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