you're my sunshine ↬ joe mazzello [3]

imessage group chat!

"the bois"

joseph (jrd, born 08/19/1951)
benjamin (rogah taylah, the drummah)
gwilym (bri may, guitarist & astro dad)
rami (freddie fuckin mercury)
lucy (mary austin, or whatever)
theodosia (rogah's car)

jrd, born 08/19/1951
guys
not to panic or whatever
but ophelia is coming to new york
in like 24 hours

rogah's car
will joe ever stop talking about
ophelia?

rogah taylah, the drummah
no! no he won't!

mary austin, or whatever
guys, be nice
what are y'all doing once she
gets there

jrd, born 08/19/1951
she has to settle into her new
apartment and unpack a bit, of
course
whenever she's ready, we're
gonna go out and get pizza
and i'm gonna show her around
new york
it's gonna be great!

rogah's car
that's actually really soft n sweet

jrd, born 08/19/1951
i'm a romantic
you think you would know this by
now jeez

freddie fuckin mercury
how long is she in ny for again?

bri may, guitarist & astro dad
she's moving there
joe has only said that 300100029
times

freddie fuckin mercury
i just wanted him to get all cute
and embarrassed again

jrd, born 08/19/1951
thanks
guys i'm just really excited okay
she seems really sweet from the
conversations we had
and i've admired her for a hot
minute
she was brilliant in pompeii

mary austin, or whatever
wait
you mean like she's your celeb
crush

jrd, born 08/19/1951
.............maybe

rogah's car
okay yeah that's really soft and
cute

rogah taylah, the drummah changed the group name to "#josephelia 5ever"!

bri may, guitarist & astro dad
all this time i thought you were
just lusting over someone who
tweeted something odd at you
i didn't realise that you've actually
admired her for a while
that melted my heart entirely

jrd, born 08/19/1951
don't make assumptions, gwil
it makes an ass out of you and
me 😤

freddie fuckin mercury
i don't even know what to say to
that

mary austin, or whatever
so there's equal wooing going on
on both sides
i think i just uwu'd

jrd, born 08/19/1951
i feel like a teenager all over
again yikes

rogah taylah, the drummah
i have a brilliant idea

bri may, guitarist & astro dad
that's terrifying

rogah taylah, the drummah
oh, shove it

mary austin, or whatever
what's the idea ben?

rogah taylah, the drummah
we should make another group
chat and have joe add ophelia to
it :)

bri may, guitarist & astro dad
that is truly brilliant

jrd, born 08/19/1951
absolutely not

freddie fuckin mercury
why not

rogah's car
are you ashamed of us? :(

jrd, born 08/19/1951
no
i just don't want you guys to
embarrass me
give it a minute
maybe after her and i's date

bri may, guitarist & astro dad
"date" HM
that sounds promising

jrd, born 08/19/1951
nOT LIKE A DATE-DATE
LIKE TWO BROS GETTING
PIZZA
.....
i hate u guys