you're my sunshine ↬ joe mazzello [3]

imessage group chat!

"meet n greet"

joseph (joe)
ophelia (ophelia)
benjamin (ben)
theodosia (theo)
gwilym (gwil)
rami (ram)
lucy (luce)

joe
welcome folks
we are gathered here today to
meet one ophelia m. b. vincent
don't be embarrassing

gwil
i feel like we're his parents
meeting his girlfriend for the first
time

joe
hey! that's an embarrassing
statement! maybe don't say
things like that!

ophelia
joe calm down
hi guys i'm ophelia
i can introduce myself to you like
i introduced myself to joe but idk
seems extra

ram
how did you introduce yourself
to joe?

joe
she copy and pasted her
wikipedia article

luce
romantic

joe
ANYWAYS
introduce yourselveS

ben
ben hardy, theo says to say that
i'm a capricorn because that's
very important and says a lot
about me

theo
way to expose me
anyways, theo hardy, poetess
and actress, aquarius

ben
my wife ✨💖💘💞✊🏼🤧💍

ram
rami malek

luce
he's a taurus, btw
lucy boynton, capricorn

gwil
okay so we're using star signs,
that's neat
gwilym lee, sagittarius

ophelia
oh man hold up uhhhhhh
ophelia m. b. vincent, scorpio

theo
oh yes queen, we love a good
scorpio !!!!!!!!

ben
ignore her
that's what i do
guys, theo just hit me

gwil
just ignore the both of them
that's what we do

ophelia
lol

joe
so this is nice

theo
HEY WAIT
JOE UR A VIRGO
VIRGOS N SCORPIOS ARE
PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER
THIS IS A MATCH MADE IN
HEAVEN I'M CRYING

joe
well this WAS going well
thanks theo! 😁

luce
don't mind her, sweet girl
meeting new people makes her
anxiety translate into a weird
bubbliness

ben
e x p o s e h e r

ram
anyways
ophelia
that's a shakespearean name
that's nifty

gwil
yes, i was curious about that also

ophelia
my friend group and i's parents
were all really good friends and
are english scholars and they all
were like hey you know what
would be a great idea
naming our kids after
shakespearean characters
because that's cool, right?

joe
i think your name is pretty cool

gwil
of course you do, joe

ben
but like
ophelia
doesn't she kill herself in hamlet

ophelia
you betcha!
it's actually really weird being
called ophelia by y'all
my friend group usually calls me
lia

ram
would you like us to call you lia?

ophelia
i wouldn't mind it

theo changed ophelia's name to lia!

theo
there
now we all have our nicknames

gwil
nice!

joe
well folks that's all the time we
have for today!
ophelia has a shoot tomorrow
and we've got a dinner kind of
thing

lia
yeah, i really should be getting
to bed
goodnight, my dudes!

luce
goodnight, lia :)