Don't Suck At Flirting
Accept that it isn't meant to be.
Sometimes, we are so caught up in an idea, dream, thought of a person, only, to find out the person isn't like that at all.
Maybe you find out their personality is different than what you expected.
Maybe they are into a friend.
Maybe they aren't just who they pretended to be..
But what if I can change them? Maybe they need more time to open up to me? To like me?
Honey, don't invest your time, don't waste your love and dedication, to someone who doesn't feel the same.
You plus them can have a negative outcome. It isn't meant to be.
But one day, you find someone and all the heartbreaks, the pain, fades away.
You have worried for nothing..
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Suck At Flirting
Here are lines you can use when you feel this isn't meant to be.
Because we go out in style, when you are so done with them.
1. Get a room you two.
2. Please, go fuck each other already and spare all of us this 'I am horny for you' game.
3. You're like a brother/sister to me.
4. Awh, you're such an adorable child.
5. You remind me of my father/mother.
6. Yeah, like who the hell would want to date you haha.
7. It is so nice to finaly have a friend like you.
8. It is not you. I just that I feel no romance around you.
9. Thank God, we are friends. I already have enough people who want to be one of my girlfriends/boyfriends!
10. You plus me, it is just illegal.
11. I am certain you find someone that isn't me.
12. Haha, I am technically engaged.
13. You're so into name. It is obvious.
14. Pal, I don't want to be that bitch but you really suck.
15. Sorry, didn't get the notification.
16. You thought I liked you? Oh, this is embarrassing but I thought you I knew I like your friend..
17. Even the thought of getting with you feels like incest.
18. You're such a player, fam.
19. Bitch, I hate you ❤
20. I wonder what is more difficult being you or being with you?
21. Wearing bitch like it is make-up, still doesn't hide the blush, honey.
22. Hey, ever I told you that I liked you? Me either.
23. Please stop whoring yourself around. Even the professionals are starting to find it annoying.
24. I am fluent in English, Dutch, some French and some German but no worries, I speak Bitch too!
25. The person you are trying to contact is busy becoming the next Taylor Swift.
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Romance"What do you text to your crush when you feel like you can't flirt at all? You use pick-up lines to break the ice." 'Suck At Flirting' is a book intended to show funny self-written 'romantic' pick-up lines & puns to get the flirting started while al...
